Michael Corleone could have just as well been speaking for Browns fans when he uttered his infamous line, "Just when I thought I was out . . . they pull me back in." We get excited leading up to the season. We hope. We predict a better year. Then comes kickoff.
Ted Crow, The Plain Dealer
Preview: A season of Browns partying
What: Bars, tailgates and pre- and after-parties for you and your Dawgs.
When: Tailgates start as early as 7 a.m. Sun days. Bars open as early as 8 a.m. and stay open until at least midnight.
Where: Parking lots, Warehouse District bars, area restaurants.
Admission: Parking for lots runs as high as $20. Beer specials abound in bars. Brunches vary.
CLEVELAND, Ohio — Michael Corleone could have just as well been speaking for Browns fans when he uttered his infamous line, "Just when I thought I was out . . . they pull me back in."
We get excited leading up to the season. We hope. We predict a better year.
Then comes kickoff.
By Week 3, we're disappointed. Deflated by Week 8. Disgusted by Week 12.
Then comes next season and they pull us back in.
So, let's partay!
At 1 p.m. Sunday, the Cleveland Browns will open their home season against the Philadelphia Eagles.
Let's hope a change in running back, quarterback and ownership will bring a change in fortune.
And if not -- woohoo, we'll party anyway.
It's the Cleveland Browns Survival Guide: Things to Do, Places to Go and Ways to Enjoy the Season Regardless of the Score.
Long snapper's guide to Cleveland
Christian Yount has been with the Browns for less than a year. But the long snapper has assembled enough favorite places to play tour guide for many a dawg.
"Everything is out in the open in New York or Los Angeles," says Yount. "You have to look a little harder in Cleveland."
Seems like Yount has a good eye, not to mention a unique interest in exploring area neighborhoods and hangouts.
"A lot of guys like Michael Symon's B Spot, but I think Lolita is his best place," says Yount, referring to Symon's Tremont eatery, 900 Literary Road. "It has a great food and wine selection."
Yount, a Los Angeles native, is also a fan of the straight-up grilled cheese sandwich at Melt Bar and Grilled, 14718 Detroit Ave., Lakewood.
He also raves about the craft beer scene in Cleveland, with places such as Mike's Bar & Grille (130 Front St., Berea); Rocky River Brewing Co. (21290 Center Ridge Road, Rocky River); and Market Garden Brewery (1947 West 25th St., Cleveland).
"I like Momocho," he says referring to the Ohio City eatery, 1835 Fulton Road Cleveland. "But I wish there were more Mexican places here.
"I just never imagined there would be so many places here," he adds. "I haven't even gotten around to the more underground places around town -- I still have some work to do."
John Petkovic, The Plain DealerDawg food? Hardly. This season, Cleveland Browns Stadium will roll out eateries by three local chefs - Michael Symon, Jonathon Sawyer and Rocco Whalen. Rosie & Rocco's boasts a unique menu that includes a tasty chicken meatball sandwich.
Culinary dawgs
Just 'cause they call 'em dawgs doesn't mean they gotta eat Purina.
Cleveland Browns Stadium has added three eateries bearing the names of three of the area's favorite chefs -- Michael Symon's B Spot, Rocco Whalen's Rosie & Rocco's, and Jonathon Sawyer's Street Frites.
"We're all big Browns fans," says Whalen. "And food and sports go hand in hand."
Whalen even remembers what he was eating when he watched The Drive.
"Meatloaf and mashed potatoes," he says. "I'm still haunted to this day."
By the game, that is. I watched a turkey of a Browns game during preseason, but have fond memories of the chicken meatball sandwich served at Rosie & Rocco's. Really good.
Get the party started
We love our traditions -- in part, because we pine for happier times. Bob Golic not only reminds us of that past, he's also a happy-go-lucky dawg. Which makes partying at Bob Golic's Sports Bar & Grille a no-brainer. At 8 a.m. Sunday, the joint, 1213 West Sixth St., Cleveland, will host a pregame tailgate. Come game time, Bob will hold court there with his brother, Mike Golic. Call 216-363-1130.
Early bird eats the worm
What do you get when you cross tailgaters with the Barley House? I don't know, but I bet it's a party-hearty party. The bar-restaurant, 1261 West Sixth St., Cleveland, will host tailgate parties every home game this season. It begins at 8 a.m., in the Barley House parking lot, and features games, a Jumbotron and a simulcast by WKRK FM/92.3, "The Fan." Call 216-623-1700.
Do you remember Brian Sipe?
Gillespie's Map Room has the vibe of a bar in some previous time, like when the Kardiac Kids played. Bonus: The joint, 1281 West Ninth St., Cleveland, is a five-minute walk to the stadium. So you won't need directions to the game, even if you're loaded. The action starts at 9 a.m. with a brunch and rolls out a happy hour from 3 to 7 p.m. Call 216-621-7747.
Postgame highlights
Party promoter extraordinaire Arnold Hines is always good for some postgame highlights -- at Fortress. The nightclub -- 1360 West Ninth St., Cleveland --will host postgame parties after every home game starting at 9 p.m. $20; free for ladies before midnight. Call 216-298-4448.
"No one parties more than Browns fans," says Hines, who co-owns Fortress with Zdenko Zovkic of XO Prime Steaks fame.
He's not just talking about tailgating.
"You don't even have to go to the game," he says. "I'll come downtown to watch the game and then go out afterwards -- and it doesn't matter if they win or lose."
A brunch for all seasons
All kinds of joints roll out a brunch during Browns season. Nauti Mermaid -- 1378 West Sixth St., 216-771-6175 -- perfected its brunch before there even was a preseason.
It runs from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays.
Yes, you can get bacon and sausage, bagels and French toast. But the menu also rolls out unique offerings you'd never find at some greasy spoon.
The shrimp omelet and lobster omelet are stellar; so is the crab cake Benedict. So is the vibe.
The Mermaid is as much a casual hangout as it is a restaurant -- where you can eat well in the Warehouse District without losing your wallet or chowing like a dawg.
Joe gets around
Joe Haden covers a ton of ground -- on and off the field.
"I'm always around town," says the beloved Browns cornerback. "The fans are great and there's so much to do here."
Haden has a long list of recommendations, including:
• For dinner: XO Prime Steaks, 500 W. Saint Clair Ave., Cleveland. "It isn't just the food," says Haden. "Z, the owner, is a cool guy."
• To watch a game: Barley House.
• To hit the clubs: Fortress.
Haden is also a regular at Cavs and Indians games. "I like basketball and baseball," says Haden. "But I also love bowling."
Don't be surprised to see him at Corner Alley, 402 Euclid Ave., Cleveland.
Bernie left his mark on him
It's one thing to be scarred by the Browns, quite another to be tattooed.
Dana Depew is the latter
The Cleveland artist has No. 19 tattooed on his left hand, an homage to former Browns quarterback Bernie Kosar.
"Bernie was my childhood hero," says Depew, who also creates works inspired by the Browns. "But he also represents Cleveland: so close to winning it all only to have his bubble burst."
This year, Depew is hopeful -- well, he is every year.
"We have a superstar in Trent Richardson, some good receivers and a quarterback who can actually throw the ball," says Depew.
Then there's the new owner, Jimmy Haslam.
"With the Browns, there's always just enough to make you say, 'maybe it'll be different,' " says Depew. "Time heals all wounds and after an off-season, we go right back at it."
The tailgate must go on
The Browns hit the road Sunday, Sept. 16, to play the Cincinnati Bengals. That won't stop the Southeast Cuyahoga County Browns Backers from tailgating.
Every road game, the group descends on the Maple Grove Tavern -- 14832 Pease Road, Maple Heights -- for a party that begins before the game and goes into the evening.
"Of course, it helps the party if the Browns win or at least keep it close," says bar owner Nick Summa.
The fans bring an array of party foods -- from snacks to prepared meals to desserts. They also bring two RVs, which turn the parking lot into a pregame tailgate.
"We can call them dawgs," says Summa. "But Browns fans are more loyal than dogs."