The Sports Fans Coalition says it is not going to take the NFL and NBA lockouts sitting down, especially since there might not be anything to sit and watch. Instead, it will take it on the chin.
Tony Dejak, Associated PressBrowns fans pride themselves for their loyalty, so there's little doubt they'll quickly fill the stadium once the NFL lockout ends.
Happy Fourth of July. Is this a great country or what?
The NFL is mired in a lockout. Now so is the NBA. No one knows how long either will last.
"Today marks a new low for how American sports leagues treat their fans," Sports Fans Coalition Executive Director Brian Frederick said in a statement following the start of the NBA lockout.
"For the first time in history, two major sports leagues have locked out the players, and in doing so, they've locked out their fans. It is totally unacceptable for the NFL and NBA to operate as though they can engage in this practice and the fans will return. It's time for the public to re-examine the generous exemptions and tax subsidies we offer these leagues."
Sports Fans Coalition is not going to take this sitting down, especially since there might not be anything to sit and watch.
They will instead take it on the chin.
The NFL and NBA operate as though they can engage in lockouts and that fans will return regardless, because they can engage in lockouts and fans will return.
In fact, NFL fans will return in a sprint, trampling other NFL fans on their way back.
Sports Fans Coalition means well. So this is not to minimize their efforts to give fans a voice on issues such as stadium construction, college football playoffs, high ticket prices and media blackouts.
Some day, owners will pay for their own stadiums. Or at least the stadium mustard in their loges.
We'll sit back and watch non-sellouts in the NFL. On tape.
Tickets will be cheaper than a tank of gas but only because gas will cost $125 a gallon.
God Bless America.
One Sports Fans Coalition effort -- Save Next Season -- featured a petition signed by thousands of fans. It asked the NFL and NFLPA to guarantee there will be a 2011 season. How's that going?
The NFL will settle its differences because everybody is making money, and neither side can stand the idea of not making more cash off an especially eager fan base.
The NBA? My guess is the NBA goes away for a long time. Not because it's less receptive to the protestations of their fans but because many owners aren't making money under the current agreement.
Some owners may even believe they've lost control after watching LeBron James and Chris Bosh join Dwyane Wade in Miami. I'm not saying owners will go out of their way to hold players' feet to the fire in negotiations because of it. They'd actually try to burn their shoe contracts first.
The NFL and NBA are coming off wildly entertaining seasons marked by terrific playoffs and high ratings. Like it or not, the Miami Heat was a big part of that.
But all that fan fervor has only given the leagues and their work forces reason to believe you'll be there when they're good and ready to get back to work. Pro sports in America.
Love it.
Or leave it.
They're daring you.
You'll get nothing, and like it!
There is a way to fill the void with something more American than football, baseball, basketball and even apple pie.
APTakeru Kobayashi Wait a minute. There is and there isn't.
Not even Nathan's Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest can deliver what its fans really want.
Legal issues with Major League Eating (yes, there's a Major League Eating) will keep the Babe Ruth of indigestion, Takeru Kobayashi, from competing live at the contest held at New York's Coney Island.
So Kobayashi will cram his face on television from a Manhattan hotel.
USA Today quoted Kobayashi saying, "At least they cannot erase history."
Some day that reference will be to his medical history of repeat angioplasties.
Any chance Sports Fan Coalition could petition for a blackout just this one time?
Grudenese
If he says it, take it with a truck of salt.
A former NFL head coach lists the positives of Terrelle Pryor.
"He was 31-4 [in college]," the coach told the Cincinnati Enquirer. "He played good football in the big arena and played well in big games like the Rose Bowl and Sugar Bowl. He was also undefeated against Michigan."
"He's used to lining up underneath center and he played in plenty of two- back and one-back sets. He impressed me with his football attributes and dealing with checks and audibles at the line of scrimmage. He was asked to do a lot."
"Many wonder about arm strength but he had a tremendous throw [in 2009] in a two-minute drill against Iowa to DeVier Posey that [Posey] dropped. He just has to press on and improve his accuracy and fundamentals. That will come in time."
That's high praise, except it comes from Jon Gruden.
I don't want to say Gruden never has a critical thing to say about quarterbacks he joins in film review. He never has a critical thing to say about anybody in the NFL.
But if he were a political commentator and four of the past seven Illinois governors went to jail for corruption he'd say state voters were "undefeated in the other three instances."
He said what?
"Oh, yeah, there were plenty of guys on the Nationwide Tour who smoked in the middle of the round. We always talked about it. You could go in the Porta-John and take your drags." -- PGA Tour player Robert Garrigus on marijuana use in golf.
And you thought Cheech Marin only played a caddie in "Tin Cup."
You said it: The Holiday Weekend Special Edition
Hey, Bud: Since Charlie Sheen admitted using steroids during 'Major League,' does that mean he will be suspended for the next sequel? -- Jeff Paliwoda
Yes. He'll pay the price with a future suspension, just as Terrelle Pryor did.
Bud: I was in a coma for almost four years. When I woke up I heard the Indians were using a retread outfielder in his 30s who flirts with the Mendoza Line, lacks power, run production and speed. Hasn't Dave Dellucci retired yet? -- Adam, Columbia Station
I feel the need to re-state an old Surgeon General's warning. Reading Spin can produce comas.
Bud: Last week you suggested therapy. Well Doc, what does it mean if the first two words I thought of when I heard about the J.J. Hickson trade were Brandon Phillips? What's not to fear? -- Jim, Shaker Heights
Funny. The first two words I thought of were Omri Casspi?????
Bud: After reading the article last Sunday about Peyton Hillis pulling trucks around to stay in shape I got to wondering. Can you tell us what you pull to stay in shape? -- Kevin, Medina
All-nighters filled with shallow humor.
Bud: Are the Indians trying to package Grady Sizemore? -- Joe S
Yes. For a cup of coffee.
Bud: Now that Charlie Sheen admitted he took steroids for the movie 'Major League,' are they going to have to remake the movie and replay the entire season with Ashton Kutcher? -- Doug, Westlake
First-time "You said it" winners receive a T-shirt from the mental_floss collection.
Bud: Does the L.A. Dodgers team name have anything to do with their prowess in avoiding bill collectors? -- Bill T, Lakewood
Repeat winners receive a visit from the T-shirt repo man.
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