Jason Campbell fills a need for the Browns and a need for a football town that can't get enough of quarterback controversies, real or imagined, Bud Shaw writes in his Spin column.
CLEVELAND, Ohio -- If the Browns ever find a franchise quarterback, what will we talk about ... other than playoff matchups?
Jason Campbell is the right man (strong-armed veteran) for the right job (backup) in the right football town (Quarterback Central). Even if he becomes a starter in 2013 -- as so many with even the smallest gift for spirals has since 1999 -- he could serve as the bridge to what comes next.
I was going to call it the "next big thing," but here there's so little evidence of the last big thing at quarterback that there's no point getting carried away.
Campbell gives Brandon Weeden some competition at worst. He gives the Browns a reasonable alternative in a throw-it-downfield offense. He gives the fan base something it's far more familiar with than winning -- the hint of a quarterback controversy (of course, that doesn't take much).
Nationwide, surveys say men of a certain age think about sex every 13 seconds. Here, they think about the quarterback position every seven.
If Campbell's signing doesn't excite you, it's because by definition it's not meant to send your heartbeat racing. He's not supposed to be a clear upgrade over Weeden. He's supposed to be a clear upgrade over Colt McCoy. He has the skill set and the experience to give Weeden a reality check -- the reality being a select number of quarterbacks get handed jobs in the NFL and even fewer deserve it.
Campbell has just enough on his resume -- 71 starts, more TDs than interceptions, experience in the same general brand of offense -- to make Weeden work hard to keep his job.
On the other hand, the Browns aren't committed to Campbell as they would've been to Alex Smith. If Weeden can't beat out a 31-year-old quarterback pushed aside in past stops by aging veterans (Donovan McNabb and Carson Palmer) but also during one stretch by a journeyman (Bruce Gradkowski), then the Browns have confirmed the leanings of Mike Lombardi and Joe Banner.
The Browns can use this year to see how Brandon Weeden plays in an offense that fits him without sabotaging 2013 if he shows a lack of instinct in the pocket or accuracy on his throws.
Chuck Crow, The Plain Dealer
As an insurance policy for the team, or a cattle prod for Weeden, or a bridge to somewhere completely different in the Browns' search for a franchise quarterback, signing Campbell is a logical, practical move. It doesn't absolutely preclude drafting a quarterback, but it comes close. At the least it precludes drafting one in the first round in a weak QB draft class.
If Lombardi and Banner are convinced Tom Heckert and Mike Holmgren reached for Weeden, the fix isn't reaching even further for West Virginia's Geno Smith. Let some other dreamer do that. The Browns can now use this year to see how Weeden plays in an offense that fits him (there's a concept) without sabotaging 2013 if he again shows a lack of instinct in the pocket and accuracy on his throws. Campbell could step in and start if all else fails.
Beating out Campbell in a training camp competition hardly solidifies Weeden as the answer beyond 2013. It just suggests he could be the guy. The only firm, long-range conclusion comes if Weeden doesn't hold off the challenge. In that case, he'll be gone after this season.
To establish himself and force the Browns to call off the quarterback hunt, Weeden needs to win the job and show big-time improvement under Turner and Chudzinski.
The Browns did what they needed to do to find a veteran who can push Weeden. The rest is up to him.
SPINOFFS
• The Lehigh Valley IronPigs, the Philadelphia Phillies' AAA affiliate, will turn men's room urinals into gaming systems as part of their "Ex-Stream Games" promotion.
A monitor positioned above the urinal will flip into gaming mode when someone approaches. The promotional info says the gaming system will allow male fans to "play hands-free games like alpine skiing and trivia" with points being tallied by aiming in certain directions.
In other news, "Spin author" has moved up to No. 234 on the list of most attractive jobs.
Just ahead of Lehigh Valley IronPigs bathroom janitors.
• Kellen Winslow Jr., who wants to make a comeback, says Rob Chudzinski reached out to him. He also said the Raiders have shown interest, adding, "The Silver and Black would be a good fit."
Couldn't agree more.
• After the Cavs blew a 27-point lead against Miami and barely showed up to play Houston, Byron Scott said he believes the Cavs haven't thrown in the towel.
So he's the one.
• An obituary in the Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal said Timothy Wayne "Tim" Hopkins, 54, "went to be with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and Dale Earnhardt."
Presumably in that order.
• A March 21 poll by Marketing Arm Research cited in USA Today found Tiger Woods still has low credibility with the public.
So Woods' Nike ad proclaiming "Winning Takes Care of Everything" ... well, Nike should've at least waited until he put some distance in the poll between himself and celebrities with similar survey results:
Ozzy Osbourne and Kim Kardashian.
• Jason Giambi made the Indians out of spring training but will open the season on the disabled list.
"When I think of Cleveland, I think of the mid-90s," Giambi told reporters in Arizona. "Those are the thoughts I have. Hopefully, we get back there. I know there's a buzz in the air."
One obstacle: When I think of the Detroit Tigers, I think of the Indians of the mid-90s.
• Elvis Dumervil, who signed with the Ravens after a contract snafu in Denver, says he usually plays with a chip on his shoulder but now will play with a "brick wall."
"I think at times in life you deal with people who say you can't do this or you shouldn't do that," said Dumervil, who was cut in Denver when his paperwork failed to arrive by the free agency deadline.
Denver would've paid him $8 million. He got $8.5 this season to play for Baltimore.
Disrespect me, please.
• Baltimore's Terrell Suggs embraced Dumervil's signing. Calling Dumervil a "phenomenal pass rusher," Suggs added, "I have not had the chance to play alongside another dominant pass rusher."
Should be no problem now for new Browns' linebacker Paul Kruger to go to Berea with the Great Wall of China on his shoulder.
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Midweek Edition)
"Hey Bud:
"Answer this riddle: What do you call it when a team blows a 27-point lead late in the game?" -- Doug, Westlake
I'm not sure. But Byron Scott apparently calls it halfway to taking a timeout.
"Bud:
"How much of your long success as a sportswriter do you attribute to having been shut down by your editors in mid-September when you were young?" -- Stan, Trumansburg, N.Y.
Success? Good one.
"Bud:
"The Browns cut Phil Dawson. The only thing worse would be someone telling me Mike Lombardi is back as GM." -- Mike Porter
Brace yourself. We are awaiting only visual evidence to confirm.
"Bud:
"Are you kept out of the public eye because of your 'lightning rod' personality or is there some sort of restraining order in place?" -- Vince G, Cincinnati
Do you remember the Beatles' first visit to the U.S. and the crowds of screaming women greeting them? It's nothing like that.
"Bud:
"I wasn't aware that Lindsey Vonn had made a major career move. Is she now a waitress or a porn star?" -- Gary
She hasn't changed. Like most women, she prefers Spin readers and sportswriters, but sometimes settles for pro athletes.
"Bud:
"Given the way things have gone during the NFL's free agent signing period, is it safe to say that NFL teams almost always almost sign Josh Cribbs?" -- Dan Okress
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
"Bud:
"Instead of T-shirts, how about a free Carnival cruise?" -- Jay
Repeat winners walk the plank.
"Bud:
"I see where Jason Giambi made the team, but is being placed on the disabled list. I would say he is the perfect replacement for Travis Hafner." -- Jim Lefkowitz, Pepper Pike
Repeat winners get benched.
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