By all accounts, Jimmy Haslam III is a quick study. But how does he evaluate one of the youngest teams in the league playing one of the toughest schedules?
Thomas Ondrey, The Plain DealerJimmy Haslam will understandably be keeping a close eye on rookie QB Brandon Weeden this season, but how much patience should the Browns' new owner have for a roster that is extremely young in 2012?
CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Reflecting the age of the Browns' roster, look for the pre-game meals on the road to be held at Chuck E Cheese.
Jimmy Haslam is asking a lot of questions. Hopefully, he already has an answer to this one: How do you fairly evaluate one of the youngest teams in the league playing one of the strongest schedules?
The easiest answer? By watching for signs that what's being built on offense is worth keeping.
Offense, at least the West Coast variety, is what Browns president Mike Holmgren and head coach Pat Shurmur and offensive coordinator Brad Childress know best. Offense is where Tom Heckert turned his attention in the draft. Offense, particularly the passing game, is what drives the NFL in 2012.
Haslam says he believes in building through the draft, but even that process can be fairly scrutinized since this is Year Three of that process. Why the snail's pace? Did it make sense to go so young at the expense of veteran guidance?
More than half the roster has one year of experience or less -- evidence of an organization working at a leisurely pace on a projected five-year plan. Haslam's entrance and presumed urgency to restore glory to a once-great franchise means that everything is under review at a time when the reviewing doesn't figure to be very pretty.
It could be a coincidence that Holmgren, who earlier said he expected the Browns to be "a lot better than 6-10," now says attaching numbers to the season ahead makes him feel a "little squirrely." But then again, maybe not.
Since Haslam introduced himself as the prospective owner, linebacker Chris Gocong was lost for the season, cornerback Joe Haden has appealed a four-game suspension, Trent Richardson had surgery, and two of the biggest rookie hopes -- Brandon Weeden and Mitchell Schwartz -- have had ragged exhibition seasons.
No reason to panic for sure. Being new to the scene, Haslam obviously didn't know enough to wear a garlic necklace to fight off the vampires who annually suck the life out of everyone's highest hopes. Despite those setbacks and any more that might arise, he has to quickly and correctly evaluate the best course for this franchise. Holmgren didn't do that in deciding to keep Eric Mangini on in 2010 and the Browns have lagged ever since.
Making the same decision in the name of continuity alone would be repeating a mistake. Hints of significant progress, if not full-blown proof, can't come fast enough. The Browns need to show that their version of the West Coast -- pilloried for its predictability a year ago -- is clearly the way to go.
• That it was compromised by Colt McCoy's arm and the over-rating of untested receivers.
• That Weeden is the right trigger man.
• That Shurmur is a good head coach in training and not the product of a comfort level Holmgren shared with former coordinator Fritz Shurmur.
The Browns are young by necessity. But this young? That's by choice. As a whole, that choice must show dividends. Will youth be served? Or simply served for lunch to more talented and experienced opponents week after week?
One thing we know. Holmgren, Heckert and Shurmur expected to have a few more seasons to show the genius of their plan.
But it shouldn't buy them more time with Haslam. Because if there's anything for sure around Berea it's that time's a wastin'.
SPINOFFS
Richard Lipski, Associated PressThere's no truth to the suggestion that replacement referee Jerry Hughes is checking with Colts coach Chuck Pagano on how many players are allowed on the field. No truth at all. We're approaching the six-month anniversary of Indians' manager Manny Acta getting the fortune cookie in Goodyear that read, "Your sports team will be very successful." With any luck, the Mayans won't be any more accurate than the Chinese. ...
The NFL says player safety rules will continue to be enforced with an emphasis on horse-collar tackles, blows to the head and hits on defenseless receivers. Calling those penalties will be replacement refs drafted from the high school, small college and, in one reported case, the Lingerie Football League ranks.
So obviously the league will let nothing distract from its mission -- other than its own hypocrisy. ...
NFL Network will introduce "First on the Field" at 7 a.m. Sundays on the apparent premise that other pre-game shows beginning later in the morning don't allow enough time to sufficiently examine each team's punt coverage tactics. ...
In an interview with On Tap, Washington Redskins wide receiver Josh Morgan said Robert Griffin III is "as fast as Michael Vick, but he can make all the throws that Peyton Manning can make and he can make all the reads Tom Brady can make."
No pressure, he failed to add. ...
In his book "The Secret Race," Tyler Hamilton accuses former teammate Lance Armstrong of receiving virtually undetectable micro doses of the banned drug EPO administered while sleeping in an altitude tent. He said Armstrong also had EPO administered in a way that "99 percent" guaranteed him passing drug tests.
It's hard to imagine someone going to that length to soil a sport as pristine as cycling. ...
AP fileHe might have been a little irritable, but he probably had a good Labor Day weekend. You have to feel for the Yankees losing their hold on first place after reducing their payroll from a zillion to a trillion this season. ...
The Notre Dame IMG Radio Network suspended analyst Allen Pinkett for three games for saying the recent suspension of four players might signify the program is attracting a necessary bad boy element in its recruiting.
Said Pinkett, "I've always felt like to have a successful team you've got to have a few bad citizens on the team...That's how Ohio State used to win all the time. They would have two or three guys that were criminals and that just adds to the chemistry of the team."
So that's the kind of critical thinking needed to gain admission to Notre Dame? ...
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
AP fileHe was agitated last week, but he wasn't in Dallas.
(The Faceoff Edition)
Michigan coach Brady Hoke and comic Artie Lange -- Pat H,, North Ridgeville
NJ Gov Chris Christie and Hoke -- Geoff, Shaker; Aaron, Mayfield Heights
Hoke and Mike Golic -- Harold Decker
HE SAID IT
"I don't see that happening." -- Roger Clemens, on whether he plans to pitch again in the majors after starting games for the Independent League Sugar Land Skeeters.
AP fileHe's generally in a good mood, unless Notre Dame loses. We'll take that as a yes.
HE SAID WHAT?
"It's not about what's happened. It's about what's happening." -- Justin Masterson on why winning two in a row is reason for "positivity."
Just so we agree finishing double-digit games out of first in consecutive years is also about to happen.
HE TWEETED IT
"Dear NFL, Thank you for your letter to fans on player safety & the integrity of the game. Now can the refs please come back to work? Thanks -- Scott Fujita"
No joke. Well said.
AP fileYeah, he's had better holiday weekends, for sure.
YOU SAID IT
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Hey Bud:
With so many athletes caught using PEDs to enhance their otherwise inexplicable results, has the PD ever tested you after a great article? -- Russ
I'll let you know.
Hey Bud:
Did your high school football coach tell you that since you had a 49 percent completion record in summer practice, had no TDs and a passer rating of 59.7 that you didn't have to play in the final scrimmage and would be his starting QB? -- John, Avon Lake
The only thing my coach told me was to stop showing up in practice wearing bubble wrap over my uniform.
Bud:
Do you think Paul Dolan remembers the day Mark Shapiro took out his pocket watch and swung it in front of his face? -- Harvey
I just know Spin readers often complain of getting very sleepy.
Bud:
I just came back from the Year 2022. Brandon Weeden was let go in 2020 by Coach Newsome. Something about diminishing skills. Jimmy Haslam decides to devote more time to his recently purchased soccer team in England. Pat Shurmur is coaching high school football and, would you believe, your column is still running? -- John M., Mayfield Heights.
Am I by any chance reading it to an empty chair?
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Are we ruling out sun stroke?
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For the sake of saving a few bucks, does Major League Baseball not drug test the Indians? -- Jim W
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Hey Bud:
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Repeat winners receive an alias.
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I think the Indians cameramen should get an Emmy for their crowd shots. -- Joe S
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