MLB's "all-audio" telecast of the Indians-Diamondbacks provided an inside look at baseball, at least as it's played in spring training.
GOODYEAR, Ariz. -- Jason Kipnis sang Adele.
Manny Acta watched an overmatched hitter strike out and said, "Blue Bayou -- Linda Ronstadt."
Third-base coach Steve Smith called a screaming liner in foul territory that threatened to decapitate base-runner Shin-Soo Choo, "Dodge Ball."
That inside look at your culturally aware and microphone-friendly Cleveland Indians came compliments of MLB Network, which wired select players, coaches, umpires and both managers for sound during Wednesday's game between the Indians and Arizona Diamondbacks at Salt River Fields in Scottsdale.
The "all-audio" telecast worked with help of a 14-second delay. It came complete with 70 open microphones on the field to give viewers a unique perspective on the game of baseball -- at least how the game is played during spring training.
How else would you find out that umpire Gerry Davis spent New Year's Eve in Paris? OK, so not every moment was riveting theatre, but MLB Network delivered in its promise to bring the game to life for viewers. You could hear players slide into bases. On a windy day, home runs sounded the part with the amplified crack of the bat.
Acta, whose team was involved in a couple limited trials last spring, called the concept a "cool idea." But he wasn't sure "guys are themselves" when they know whatever they say is being recorded, if not for the telecast then for posterity.
"It'll be archived either way it goes," said first baseman Casey Kotchman.
Kipnis either knew that and was hoping American Idol scouts would listen in or he forgot it when he sang an Adele song at second base.
"I like the concept a lot," Kipnis said earlier. "I don't think baseball needs to do it to attract an audience but I think it's cool to do it every once in a while."
Kipnis was one of the stars of the show, and not just for his singing voice or the two-run homer he hit off Arizona's Trevor Cahill. After Kipnis fielded a hard grounder in the second inning, he said, "I can open my eyes now. It's over."
His homer preceded a Choo liner that sailed out of the park in left center. "Oh my," said Acta. "That ball's smashed. Two iron."
The umps were part of the fun, at one point critiquing home plate ump Stephen Barga's strike three call. Viewers saw Michael Brantley run out to greet former Indians' pitcher Jensen Lewis, saying, "Hey roomie."
They heard Diamondbacks' second baseman Aaron Hill wish Carlos Santana a healthy 2012. After Indians' pitcher David Huff walked -- despite Acta's rule that pitchers cannot swing the bat when NL teams disallow the DH in spring games -- Hill said to Huff, "How bad did you want to swing in those last two at-bats?"
All in all, it was a refreshing way to watch baseball.
Some areas were off-limits. According to MLB's one-man booth Matt Vasgersian, who did a great job letting the broadcast breathe audibly, those areas included the pitching mound and the "back bench."
(Call me suspicious but I took that to mean the part of the dugout where the players talk about which sportswriters are most deserving of a wedgie.)
Gene J. Puskar, Associated PressJames Harrison isn't involved in the NFL's bounty controversy? Surely Roger Goodell needs to look into this. SPINOFFS
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Bill Plaschke of the L.A. Times about Saints' hits on Brett Favre and Kurt Warner: "At the time, we thought we were watching a clean hit. Turns out, we were watching a hired assault."
Hired assault? Quick, somebody please declare a bounty on reckless exaggeration...
Charles Barkley says when he played in Philly there was a $5,000 bounty on a player who was shooting three-point shots when his team was blowing out the 76ers. Apparently there is none on a right-handed player shooting a left-handed free throw with seven seconds left with a two-possession lead in a playoff game...
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HE SAID IT
"She's suing my daughter and my aunt. I think the dogs are [getting sued] too." -- Deion Sanders on ex-wife Pilar suing him for $200 million in divorce proceedings.
No word on whether the goldfish are being sued posthumously.
He was often "Double Trouble," but in the best way, musically. HE SAID WHAT?
"You have to be a punk to snitch [the Saints' bounty system] out. That's like giving a reporter an anonymous quote." -- Barkley, who would've put a bounty on the guy he claims misquoted him in his autobiography if not for the fact it was him.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Late Blues legend Stevie Ray Vaughn and Boston Red Sox pitcher Josh Beckett -- Bruce
YOU SAID IT
AP fileIf he gives up too many doubles, he gets in trouble. (The Expanded Mid-Week Edition)
"Bud:
"Was RG3 spotted looking at Bill Cowher's house in Strongsville?" -- Joe S
Your sources are way off. That was Peyton Manning looking at Jon Gruden's house in Strongville.
"Hey Bud:
"I understand the Saints were putting bounties on other teams' best players, but how did they manage to sneak into training camp and take out Reggie Hodges?" -- Mark, Rocky River
Peyton Hillis, double agent?
"Bud:
"I heard a rumor from an inside source that you are contemplating retiring and want to join your local police force. Is it true?" -- Vince Pacetti
My idea of being all that I can be is not the CIA, Army or police force. It's mall cop.
"Bud:
"As you fondly look back upon your career, has it ever been about the money?" -- Tom Hoffner, Broadview Heights
Always. The only time I didn't think about making money was when I covered Albert Belle and thought more about my funeral expenses.
"Hey, Bud:
"Is it true Sports Time Ohio offered Scott Fujita a reality series to be called 'Dawg the Bounty Hunter'? -- Pat
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
"Bud:
"Jonathon Vilma offered $10,000 to anyone knocking Brett Favre out of a game. My sources tell me the week they played the Browns it was all the change in his ashtray and an Arby's coupon." -- Joe, Medina
Repeat winners get investigated.
"Dear Bud:
"Laugh if you will (about the Hillis-CIA report), but if you want to remain anonymous, the Browns' backfield is a great place to be." -- Jim O, Chardon
Repeat winners also get an alias.
"Hey Bud:
"What was Peyton Manning thinking holding a major press conference without inviting Jim Gray to host it?" -- Bob H., Medina
And some receive a no-decision.
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