The emergence of the San Francisco 49ers doesn't offer instant hope for the Browns but their version of the West Coast Offense translates well enough to work in the AFC North.
CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Blaming the Browns' season on the West Coast offense is like blaming "Jack and Jill" on Al Pacino...
The West Coast offense has a track record. It's looked good when displayed on wide screens in other cities. It has played to adoring crowds. Just because it fell into disfavor around here as something not quite manly enough at worst, or simply poorly paced and outdated at best is no reason to question the chosen script in Berea.
Jim Harbaugh's fire and the 49ers' running game won rave reviews as a sequel to Bill Walsh's critically acclaimed West Coast offense in San Francisco, even while people were walking out on the Browns' version here. If the fact that it's worked in Green Bay, among other less than sun-drenched climates, fails to convince you, Harbaugh proceeded on a trip that has delivered the 49ers to home-field advantage in Sunday's NFC Championship game.
Certainly it helped that he shared the division with Seattle, Arizona and the Rams while the Browns were dealing with the Steelers, Ravens and Bengals. There is no shortage of differences why the 49ers turned it around so quickly after a 6-10 season and why the Browns somehow managed to win four games a season after winning five.
Their first-year head coach had already done an impressive reclamation job at Stanford. So Harbaugh wasn't quite Pat Shurmur's definition of a rookie. The difference only grew more stark as the wins piled up in San Francisco and the blundering kept showing up here.
They had Harbaugh. You had Shurmur. They had Frank Gore and Vernon Davis. You had Peyton Hillis and Evan Moore drifting in and out of the huddle. They had Alex Smith. You had Colt McCoy, then Seneca Wallace.
That's not to say McCoy couldn't develop into a quarterback to steer the Browns to a conference title game. I don't see it, but certainly it's possible. Just because Smith did it, though, is no blueprint for McCoy.
Smith was the No. 1 overall selection in the 2005 draft. NFL people -- talent evaluators like Mike Holmgren and Tom Heckert -- identified Smith as a top prospect. McCoy's development, whatever it turns out to be, won't be launched from the same starting point as was Smith's. Doesn't mean it can't end up greater, but that will be determined on arm strength, pocket presence, poise, accuracy and other factors -- not on the totally unrelated success of Alex Smith or some other late bloomer.
Harbaugh needed a lot more than a game manager from Smith against New Orleans. He needed a quarterback to match touchdown passes with Drew Brees. For one playoff game at least, Smith was all that. That's what the Browns will need to ask of their starting quarterback to win playoff games.
But the least of the concerns about the Browns' slow crawl of progress and the direction they're blazing (sorry, wrong word) toward contention is the offensive system.
SPINOFFS
Great to see Dan Gilbert continue his shopping spree and his commitment to Cleveland by purchasing the Gladiators.
Now, Dan, can we show you something in brown and orange?...
Even better to see Zydrunas Ilgauskas back with the Cavaliers...
LeBron James never liked Austin Carr calling him the "L Train" for reasons that -- going out on the limb here -- had something to do with being egotistical enough to like being called "King" and to sport a "Chosen1" tattoo.
Kyrie Irving comes off so well-grounded at age 19, something tells me the nickname possibilities are wide open for ... Dr. K, I presume...
Semih Erden was intriguing enough in scoring 14 points against Golden State Tuesday that we anxiously await the Full Erden. A.C., you're welcome...
Overexposed Tim Tebow turned down CBS' offer to have him in the studio Sunday, showing again that he has more good sense than most of the people reporting on him or ripping on him or claiming God's intervention on his behalf...
Brian Billick says Tebow is going to have to cut back on lifting weights if he's ever going to have a fluid throwing motion. "There's three people that can't lift the way Tim Tebow does: pro quarterbacks, pro tennis players and golfers," Billick was quoted saying.
You might think that sounds too simplified. But not when Tebow makes Brady Quinn look like Montgomery Burns...
With the NBA season well underway, a source says Dwight Howard is "intrigued" with the idea of playing for the Clippers. Hopefully, the Orlando Magic's ongoing season won't inconvenience his career plans in any way...
The New Zealand Farmers Federation wants sheep shearing to become an Olympic sport. A federation spokeswoman says competitive sheep shearers clip up to 700 sheep over an eight-hour period -- a challenge comparable to running two marathons back-to-back.
Seven hundred sheep? Big deal. That's not nearly as much fleecing as the Browns have done since 1999 and they certainly don't deserve any medals...
Milwaukee's Ryan Braun will accept the NL MVP award from the Baseball Writers of America Saturday night while facing a 50-game suspension for a failed test that showed an elevated testosterone level.
What is the sound of one-hand clapping?...
If Braun's appeal fails and he is suspended, I hope to see him sometime soon on an episode of Tru TV's "Operation Repo"...
HE SAID IT
"There's a lot worse stuff going on out here than what I got in trouble for." -- PGA Tour pro Matt Every on the Golf Channel after he was asked about his three-month Tour suspension for marijuana possession in 2010.
The hard-hitting Golf Channel didn't ask the obvious follow-up question -- presuming, I guess, he meant John Daly's pants.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Tim Misny and Danny Ferry -- Gary Mendrala
Erik Spoelstra and Mayor Dennis Kucinich -- L.L.
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Midweek Edition)
"Bud:
"Tiger Woods' former swing coach, Hank Haney, has a book coming out about their association titled 'The Big Miss.' Is that golf jargon or another slam against an IHOP staffer?" -- Joe Percio
Well done. In the pool on who was most likely to insult the Women of IHOP, I had Gordon Gee.
"Bud:
"How many Gordon Gees does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb, the other to turn the ladder." -- Brian, Parma
You forgot the other one who slanders the electric company with an inappropriate one-liner about electrocutions.
"Hey Bud:
"Have you ever received tickets, TVs or trips from readers so they could get in 'You said it'?" -- Doug, Westlake
I have only received one-way Greyhound tickets with no strings attached.
"Voice of Reason:
"In Sunday's paper, it was written that one plan to use when building a quality winning team is to acquire players of high character. That sounds like a great idea, but what plan do you think the Ravens and Steelers follow?" -- Dan Okress
They continue to err on the side of acquiring talent.
"Bud:
"Do you think New England got the idea to run the tight end out of the backfield against the Broncos from the Browns?" -- Bill Gedeon, Niles
Quite possible. Though the difference is Bill Belichick knew Aaron Hernandez was in the game at the time.
"Hey Bud:
"Looks like the Browns asked Mike Martz to be their new offensive coordinator." -- Matt D., Brunswick
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
"Bud:
"Do you think Jim Tressel is a man haunted by regret -- he didn't fire OSU President Gee when he had the chance?" -- Chas K, Cleveland Heights
Repeat winners receive a gag order.
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