If the excerpts of "Shaq Uncut: My Story" are the juicy parts, we won't learn much new about Shaquille O'Neal's time with LeBron James and the Cavaliers, Bud Shaw writes in his Spin column.
AP fileSure, there were times when Delonte West and LeBron James were tight, but Shaquille O'Neal suggests that West wasn't all that thrilled with the preferential treatment given to The Chosen One by the Cavaliers and coach Mike Brown. CLEVELAND, Ohio -- And we thought LeBron James hung on Mike Brown's every word, at least ones like "greatest" and "superstar" ...
Some weeks in the sports world don't amount to much news-wise. Others are a double-barreled stun gun.
First, a Kardashian marriage built on quiet, stay-at-home devotion doesn't last.
Then comes word that LeBron James didn't listen to Mike Brown.
And it's only Thursday. Brace yourself. Still time for Rex Ryan to predict a Super Bowl win for the Jets.
The Brown-James revelation came out of Shaquille O'Neal's new book, "Shaq Uncut: My Story," in which he claims -- among other things -- that he once played for the Cavaliers. O'Neal also said James was "kind of out of it" in Game 5 of the Boston series. It's unclear how O'Neal came to that conclusion.
Maybe from watching James get a mani and pedi while Googling "South Beach real estate" during timeouts.
O'Neal took readers even further inside when he addressed the relationship between James and Brown, the backdrop being how the Cavaliers were careful to stay on James' good side as their superstar hurtled toward free agency.
"I remember one day in a film session LeBron didn't get back on defense after a missed shot," O'Neal wrote in the excerpt picked up by HoopsWorld.com. "Mike Brown didn't say anything about it. He went to the next clip and it was Mo Williams not getting back and Mike was saying, 'Yo, Mo, we can't have that. You've got to hustle a little more.'
"So Delonte West is sitting there and he's seen enough and he stands up and says, 'Hold up, now. You can't be pussyfooting around like that. Everyone has to be accountable for what they do, not just some us.' Mike Brown said, 'I know, Delonte. I know.' Mike knew Delonte was right."
Actually, that tells you everything you need to know about the 2010 Cavs. Not that there was a double standard. They wouldn't have been the only team with one.
Not that Brown was afraid to confront James. Brown didn't even attempt to hide how happy he was that James allowed himself to be coached (at least for a while).
Not that Shaq was simply along for the ride either. That was rather obvious from the moment he rhymed "king" and "ring."
No. The one true revelation that spoke volumes? That Delonte West was the team leader.
SPINOFFS
Can't believe Browns' head coach Pat Shurmur has to defend using Colt McCoy under center instead of exclusively in the shotgun. This is the NFL, or at least a facsimile...
What's next? "Coach, why have you refused to bubble-wrap your quarterback?"...
Illinois Rep. Bobby Rush (D) likened the NCAA to the Mafia, calling the organization "one of the most vicious, most ruthless ever created by mankind."
Yep. Every time you think you're out, the NCAA pulls you back in and gives you a free education...
Vermilion High is moving to the Northern Ohio League. That wouldn't normally qualify as big news in Spin except that Vermilion makes more sense for the Big East than many of the teams they're begging to join up...
What says Big East more than Houston? SMU? Or Boise State?...
Guan Weijia, a writer for China's Titan Sports, calls NBA commissioner David Stern "the demon of all demons and he is Satan who is the King of demons in this labor dispute." Did he think if he qualified it by adding "in this labor dispute" it wouldn't seem over-the-top?...
He also said of players association head Billy Hunter that "the purpose of his existence is to be played and 'slaughtered' by Stern." If not eaten first by a players association reported to be increasingly unhappy with him...
A new definition of a bad day: cut loose by your team because they need to sign a running back with 17 career rushing yards. As transactions go, Brian Robiskie's departure to make room for Thomas Clayton is not exactly like Ed Taubensee for Kenny Lofton...
The Browns rank 24th in ESPN's latest power rankings with wins over Seattle (27), Miami (31) and Indianapolis (32). ... Why they could still go 6-10 or maybe even 7-9? Remaining games against Jacksonville (26), St. Louis (29) and Arizona (30)...
AP fileThis politician would like to create a rather spartan tax code. Adrian Gonzalez, Dustin Pedroia and Jacoby Ellsbury won Gold Gloves for the Red Sox. I'm not sure why but I see an O'Doul's endorsement in the making...
Race car driver Tony Stewart wants a boxing ring trackside for drivers to settle their disputes. He thinks it will lead to safer driving if guys know there's going to be retribution for reckless behavior.
I just think it would lead me to finally want to attend a NASCAR race...
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
(The Mascot Edition)
GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry and Michigan State mascot Sparty -- Fred Kuhar
AP fileSparty often has to attend games that are disappointments, like last Saturday in Lincoln. Colt McCoy and the Brownie Elf -- Schultz
HE SAID IT
"I got a few texts already saying in the HD it didn't look [like holding]. But for a 70-year-old man gimping down the field, I guess that's what he saw." -- Panthers wide receiver Steve Smith after a holding call against him negated a big run by QB Cam Newton late in Sunday's game with Minnesota.
Clarifying, Smith meant the ref and not Donovan McNabb.
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Mid-Week Edition)
"Bud:
"Look at the bright side. Consider how bad the Browns would be if there were no Camp Colts last summer." -- Gary
True. But I believe they'd have still beaten Seattle in a two-safety 4-3 statement game.
"Bud:
"Some sure-fire signs things aren't going well in your career: 1) The Indians just offered you an incentive-laden contract; 2) The Browns traded up to draft you; 3) You just used the words 'marriage' and 'Kardashian' in the same sentence." -- Mark
And: 4) Your job is reading and answering "You Said It" emails.
"Bud:
"I see where the Cleveland Crush Lingerie Football team lost, 60-18. Are they running the West Coast offense too?" -- Bob H, Medina
A stripped-down version.
"Bud:
"Colt McCoy turned to Brett Favre to learn the West Coast offense. Shouldn't he consult with Tim Couch to get the real story of what happens when a QB gets massacred every Sunday?" -- Tim
He could also always turn to Seneca Wallace on the sidelines for help but McCoy has a better chance of spotting a Yeti. Or an open receiver.
"Hey Bud:
"Replays showed us eight different angles of the Cardinals ripping David Freese's jersey off his back at the conclusion of Game 6. Is there any video available showing the Phillies doing the same to Jim Thome in his Indians uniform?" -- Matt Dennis, Cleveland
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
"Bud:
"Do you know if we can cast write-in votes for LeBron James for next year's Madden cover?" -- RB, Westlake
Repeat winners get cursed.
"Bud:
"Was sorry to see Brian Robiskie was cut by the Browns. For some strange reason, though, it was always difficult for me to view him as anything more than an 'interim' receiver." -- Jeff, Westlake
Repeat winners also get DNA tested.