NBA players are going to lose the PR battle with owners during this lockout, but do its biggest stars have to make it so easy?
Sue Ogrocki, Associated PressLeBron James and Carmelo Anthony were raising money for Oklahoma City charities with other NBA stars on Sunday, but such games -- and international tours for the top players -- don't help the players' cause with the public during the owners' lockout, says Bud Shaw. CLEVELAND, Ohio -- A couple dozen high-profile NBA players begin a two-week, four-continent tour beginning Sunday in San Juan. From there, the locked-out nomads find work in London for two games, then on to Macau before showing up in Melbourne for another double shift.
Not since the Olympic Dream Team at Barcelona held its "training camp" in Monte Carlo have NBA players proven themselves such men of the people.
You can argue on behalf of the players in the long, tortured lockout. You can say you understand why players would put the onus on owners to first show they can share the wealth with each other before demanding such a large give-back from them. You can rightly argue people who depend on NBA games for their livelihood can only blame the owners for games lost, since the owners are the ones who've bolted the doors to tax-funded arenas.
You can do all that and still ask yourself one question about this World Tour: Does this sound like a good idea? Right now?
I mean, why not stop off in France after London and dedicate an exhibition to the memory of Marie Antoinette? Reports say players will receive salaries ranging from six figures to $1 million.
Some -- maybe even much -- of the revenues will go to charity, which certainly beats none of the revenue going to charity. But back home, big- and small-market NBA owners will wrangle over increased revenue sharing while players of lesser acclaim will be budgeting for the possibility of a season completely detonated.
Wonder if the rank-and-file gambling with their financial futures will gain strength from the image of its stars doubling down on the blackjack tables of Macau. Back home, arena workers in every NBA city will brace against a prolonged management-union stalemate. But, hey, summer, with all its natural beauty -- au naturel in the case of Australia's topless beaches -- is coming to Melbourne.
It's Day 118 of the lockout. For some reason the NBA players association hasn't called to ask my advice on how to handle this stalemate from a public-relations standpoint. Since this is a time of sacrifice for all involved, I'll forego my fee.
Fellas, stay home. Home is where the fans and jilted arena workers are.
Visit America first. Announce a tour of NBA cities. Rent a place to play close to the NBA arena in each city. Say you're doing it to bring some money to the restaurants and hotels losing income during the lockout. Set up a game in each town with players from that city, not just the NBA's elite.
Grab the microphone at halftime. (Just don't let Amar'e Stoudemire talk about starting your own league. And turn off Kenyon Martin's mic. Too risky.) Apologize. Say thanks.
Remind people it's a lockout, not a strike, if that's part of your message. If you're looking for a militant theme of protest, wave all three-second calls. Title it Occupy The Lane.
Anything other than a World All-Star Tour.
Or follow the lead of NBA players spending their time on a USO Tour...
Sacramento's Tyreke Evans, Miami's Mike Miller, Chicago's Derrick Rose, Charlotte's D.J. Augustin, Atlanta's Al Horford, New Jersey center Brook Lopez, Washington big man JaVale McGee and Mike Miller of the Heat played an exhibition Tuesday in Hawaii alongside a group of military players. The eight NBA players visited a Wounded Warrior center and ate with troops. Rose called the experience "a great reminder never to take anything for granted."
One of the military players visited both benches just before halftime to say goodbye. According to the AP, Sylvester "Wes" Lawrence had to leave to pack for deployment.
Not to Macau, unfortunately. To the Middle East.
HE SAID IT
"That is absurd. Terrell will, of course, only be playing in the NFL." -- agent Drew Rosenhaus after the Chicago Rush of the Arena League issued a release saying they had extended an offer to Terrell Owens.
Having seen his reality show, this is hardly the most absurd thing ever associated with T.O.
SPINOFFS
Owens wore a T-shirt with "I am" on the front and "ready" on the back for a public workout Tuesday. No NFL scouts attended, but St. Louis manager Tony LaRussa could not rule out using Owens out of the bullpen in Game 6. ...
LaRussa's bullpen blunders in Game 5 were quite the turn of events for a guy who not only considers himself the smartest guy in the room but all of baseball as the "room."... I'm reminded of a line a writer friend once used about Bobby Valentine. If LaRussa knew there would be nights like Game 5, he would've never invented baseball...
AP photoHe has 163 saves over the last four years but ... yeah ... it's about the beard. The 2007 Quarterback Class -- Jamarcus Russell and Brady Quinn (first round), Kevin Kolb, John Beck and Drew Stanton (second round), Trent Edwards (third), Jeff Rowe and Troy Smith (fifth), Jordan Palmer (sixth) and Tyler Thigpen (seventh) -- is "celebrating" its fifth year in the league. At least those still in the league...
Russell, who is out of football, told SI recently that sleep apnea played a role in his lethargy at team meetings while with the Raiders. He also ripped his former head coach, Tom Cable. Just Jamarcus owning up to the fact he has no one to blame except everyone but himself...
NFL teams coming off byes are 3-9. The 49ers, the Browns' opponent Sunday, are coming off a bye. That sounds promising for Pat Shurmur's guys but there's no precedent for how a team coming off a bye can be expected to fare against a team coming off a baseball score...
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
PD fileThere was Reconstruction and the Second Industrial Revolution, but ... yeah, it's about that beard. Rutherford B. Hayes and Giants reliever Brian Wilson -- Jack Chase
Seattle QB Charlie Whitehurst and actor Keanu Reeves -- Ketti Finneran, University Heights
Rex Ryan and Blue Collar comedian Ron White. -- Erich Mausser, Independence
YOU SAID IT
(The Often Unappreciated Mid-Week Edition)
"Hey Bud:
"I like 'living on the edge' ... does watching the Browns qualify?" -- Doug, Westlake
You call Sunday "living"?
"Dear Bud:
"Shouldn't the 'separated-at-births' have at least a passing resemblance? Or would Brad Pitt and Dan Coughlin work?" -- Jim O, Chardon
Probably depends on whether we're asking Brad Pitt or Dan Coughlin.
"Bud:
"After sitting through Sunday's game, my wife no longer wants me complaining about Dancing With the Stars being unwatchable." -- Bob H., Medina
Not to say the Seattle pass rush was pouring in from unseen places but I believe Chaz Bono was credited with two of the five sacks.
"Bud:
"If a tie is like kissing your sister, what was the Browns' 6-3 victory over Seattle like?" -- Stan, Trumansburg, N.Y.
Like kissing your kicker.
"Bud:
"If cavemen found a way to turn stone into useful tools, then what can be done with Mike Adams' hands?" -- Tom Braddock, Painesville
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
"Bud:
"When the sports editor asks what scoops you're working on, do you hold a piece of paper over your mouth so the other writers can't read your lips?" -- Ignatowski
Repeat winners receive a bye.
"Bud:
"With scores like 6 to 3, will Randy Lerner start watching?" -- Joe S
Repeat winners also get a one-on-none with the Browns owner.