Heard and seen around Quicken Loans Arena Friday.
Joshua Gunter, The Plain DealerMarquette Golden Eagles' Darius Johnson-Odom goes up for a shot around Xavier' Jeff Robinson in the second half of the second round of the 2011 NCAA Division I Men's basketball championships Friday,
What a quipster.
After George Mason, playing like its name, laid assorted bricks, deposited a few lava flows and chipped away the rock face of Villanova's defense for a 61-57 victory, coach Jim Larranaga had a little fun with the media with his perception of the game.
"I thought that game was really pretty," said the onetime Bowling Green coach. "Both teams executing at a very high level. What was the final score, 88-86?"
But he wants to tell ya . . .
Getting serious, Larranaga said: "It was kind of like a prize fight for both teams. Both guys punch very hard and you don't really get great results, and by the end, you're just fatigued and trying to fight through it. And we ended up being the last team standing."
Quince: David Lighty jokes that Ohio State point guard Aaron Craft can't dunk. "Craft can touch the rim, though," Lighty said.
In the great basketball movie, "White Men Can't Jump," Rosie Perez, as playground star Woody Harrelson's girlfriend, goes on 'Jeopardy!' and nails it the way hardware superstores nail home repair. The "answer" to one question in the category "Foods That Begin with Q" is "Legend says this was the forbidden fruit of the Bible."
"What is a quince?" Perez says, on her way to routing other contestants, including a "rocket scientist" played by the late Los Angeles Times sportswriter Allan Malamud.
And on the forbidden-fruit front, there are probably some lines about Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl's illegal recruitment of Craft that could go here.
Q tip: Rumor going around some OSU people is that the families of the five players suspended by the NCAA for five games at the start of next football season were angry that football coach Jim Tressel, who covered up the scandal, only got two games originally from OSU officials. Why, you would think the student athletes were not appreciative of the coach's "protection" of them.
After the NCAA upheld the five-game suspension of the players for next season, Ohio State released a statement, at 8:30 p.m. Thursday -- timed to be buried amid March Madness, saying that Tressel had asked for his penalty to be boosted to five games, too.
Working their quirk: Never saw violins in a pep band before, but George Mason pulled it off. Their bandleader also had on the first canary yellow suit any grown man has worn in town since Omar Vizquel was the Human Sunbeam at the 1995 World Series party at the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame. The rather larger George Mason gentleman looked like a solar flare.
Qualms: Villanova's Jay Wright knew he had troubles, right here in Crooked River City, when Mouphtaou Yarou from the country of Benin went to the foul line, with the score tied at 54, with 1 minute, 13 seconds to play against George Mason.
"I'm thinking, 'Why him?' said Wright. "Mouph's not a great free-throw shooter (66.1 percent). He got doubled up there. I was going to call timeout, but they called the foul. And those things just happen sometimes. I told our guys, our Final Four year (2009), our Final Eight years, those things didn't happen. The right guy goes to the line."
Quid pro quo: In Latin, it basically means "a favor for a favor." Or, if Northwestern scratches Texas-San Antonio's back, will Syracuse have its claws out for Ohio State if the teams meet in the East Region final? Or something like that.
Northwestern lost to OSU by one point in the regular season and in overtime in the Big Ten Tournament with the same plan the UTSA Roadrunners tried against OSU. "It can work. Obviously, it didn't today," said coach Brooks Thompson.
Syracuse plays the country's definitive exasperating zone. Coach Jim Boeheim is on the U.S. Olympic team staff to teach NBA pros its principles. And Syracuse will be a bit longer and more athletic than UTSA, too.
They have a quorum: It seemed like UTSA had a one-to-one ratio in fans to players. But give the Texans credit. Their small but doughty band of fans made a lot of noise, proportionate to their numbers.
Quality: Everybody I know is down in college basketball because of the one-and-done NBA rule, Parity fuels this engine, not quality. It hardly matters, because there are also:
Quintessential March Madness moments: It can't just be the basketball, or March Madness would be as soulless and self-promoting as the NBA. And it can't be the Big Dog at OSU. It's smaller and more intimate than the sprawling spectacle of Ohio State football.
But when the basketball pep band is tooting away, and the four gray flags with the scarlet O-H-I-O letters on them come flying out, borne by racing cheerleaders, and Brutus Buckeye is flexing his muscles right in front of press row, and the whole of the massively pro-Ohio State crowd is cheering like it's the tongue of the Shoe anyway -- well, that is a fine moment. It won't put a single ball in a basket, but it is part of why so many of us love it so.
Quash those ideas: Villanova ended its season with a six-game losing streak, something that troubled coach Jay Wright.
But he didn't anticipate examining the final minutes of each loss to look for a pattern. He's not sure there is one.
"I don't want to ruin your story, but they're college kids," Wright said. "You don't know if the kid's girlfriend broke up with him last night. You just don't know. All you can do is put them in that position and give them confidence. I know they had confidence."