Browns' head coach Mike Pettine says he's unaffected by reports that the Browns tried to trade draft picks for 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh, and he's exactly right.
CLEVELAND, Ohio – There’s much to like about Mike Pettine.
While this is often the case with rookie head coaches who stand undefeated, even unscored upon, it’s more so with Pettine since he’s now delivered the only clarity in the muddled story of the Browns’ interest in 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh.
"I got a phone call that the report was about to come out, and I shot the messenger a little bit," Pettine told reporters at the NFL scouting combine in Indianapolis on Saturday. "My first question was, 'How does that affect my tenure as the head coach?' I either used the world 'flying' followed by something or I referenced a part of a rat's body.”
Perfect.
The Harbaugh story fits the personal agendas of many of those involved. That’s what’s so refreshing about Pettine and Ray Farmer. The have no agendas.
Why would Pettine care if the Browns chased Harbaugh? Being of sound mind, he already knows he wasn’t first choice, and that his owner, team president and GM were flying to Florida to talk to Greg Schiano and entertaining the idea of Josh McDaniels in the days before the day before he was hired.
Does the Harbaugh news make his situation any more volatile? Impossible. He interviewed knowing Haslam’s first head coach, Rob Chudzinski, lasted 11 months. Nothing has changed.
If anything, Pettine is the big winner with Joe Banner and Mike Lombardi gone. He now reports to the owner.
Haslam didn’t just remove a layer between himself and the football operation. He removed a non-football CEO who had final say over football operations and a GM with a knack of never being publicly accountable for anything.
Lombardi The Leak can’t possibly mind the Harbaugh story being out there a month later. Since he’s close with Harbaugh, he would’ve received credit for the trade, to the extent giving up No. 1 and No. 2 draft picks, missing on a quarterback and more to bring another inflated ego into the organization would’ve deserved accolades.
Even getting the story out there now makes it look like Banner and Lombardi were not only thinking big, but that all the talk of a toxic environment was fabricated. How toxic could’ve it have been, if a top coach was interested, right?
And now it works for them even better. As in, can you believe Haslam fired the two guys who almost landed Jim Harbaugh?
Nice try. It’s more instructive that two coaching searches numbering 20 or so face-to-face interviews resulted in the hiring of two rookies who weren’t interviewing anywhere else. Banner and Lombardi -- with all their years in the league, with all the cap space and draft picks and the financial clout of an passionate owner -- met with a lot of candidates and hired two coaches who weren’t on their list when the search began.
That’s exhaustive, if you like. If you prefer "floundering", you could still make that case, too, especially if you believe Harbaugh was never coming here.
In chasing Harbaugh, Lombardi got to show Haslam how valuable he was as a pipeline to a Super Bowl coach. Right up until it didn’t happen.
Harbaugh denies the trade talk but it fits his agenda, too. He’s in negotiations for an extension. He can call the report “ridiculous” but he knows better. The Niners do also.
The Browns don’t deny it. The statement they issued said their search was extensive and they are happy with Pettine.
The head coach need not concern himself if the Harbaugh story makes the Browns’ search look better. Whether it exonerates Banner and Lombardi for the length of the search. And Haslam for the organizational structure that seemingly dissuaded top coaches looking for power from signing on.
Whether it disproves all the media group-think that said nobody wanted the job. Would Banner have survived if the Browns traded for Harbaugh? Maybe not. Pettine doesn’t have to care about any of it.
"I think that's noise.,” he said Saturday. “It has no bearing on my job moving forward. That's a critical thing. A big part of being an NFL head coach involves dealing with noise and distractions. Add that to the list."
We don’t know if Pettine will succeed, or whether Farmer will be a keener judge of talent than was Lombardi. Banner and Lombardi did some good things.
All we can say is there’s a lot less drama than a month ago when the Browns “nearly” traded for Jim Harbaugh.
As I’ve said, I “nearly” dated in high school. Both cases require more definition.
Haslam swept out his front office after the search. Like Pettine's status being unaffected by the Harbaugh news, that's a rock solid fact. So how functional could things have been?
SPINOFFS
• University of Arkansas center Travis Swanson was quoted in the Akron Beacon-Journal saying a Browns’ scout asked him at the Senior Bowl to “name all the things I could do with a single brick.”
A doorstop, Swanson said.
Maybe a building block.
Hopefully, it won’t hurt his standing with the team that he quickly ran out of ideas and missed the most obvious one: throw a softer pass than Brandon Weeden.
• No truth to the rumor Jim Harbaugh considered coming to Cleveland to coach the Browns because he felt his khakis would be more in style here.
• About that Team USA win over Russia in a shootout in Sochi:
Russia didn't medal. The U.S. men’s team didn't either, losing to Canada in the semis and then failing to show up in a 5-0 loss to Finland in the bronze medal game.
Do you believe in mediocrity?
• Don’t know if LeBron James will ever again play for the Cavaliers. But after that poster drive-and-dunk on Serge Ibaka left James in need of a facemask, we at least know he could play for Mike Pettine.
#bloodyyournose
• Johnny Manziel measured a shade under the 6-foot he guaranteed at the scouting combine.
So now and only now should we be skeptical of his promise to bring a Super Bowl to Cleveland.
• Manziel dismisses questions about his height, saying, “I play 10 feet tall.” And if he looks to run as much as he did in college, he’ll soon be six feet under.
• Manziel’s hands measured the biggest among the top three quarterbacks, including 6-5 Blake Bortles of Central Florida and 6-2 Teddy Bridgewater of Louisville.
So if he wants to distance himself from the Johnny Football moniker and pay homage to one of his best features, there’s always the Seinfeldian title of Johnny Manhands available.
• Dutch speedskating coach Jillert Anema thinks he knows why U.S. speedskaters bombed so badly in Sochi.
“You have a lot of attention for foolish sport like American football,” he said. “…The U.S. is so narrow-minded and you waste a lot of good talent on a sport that sucks.”
It’s easy to dismiss his remarks as shallow and ridiculous.
If you’ve never felt the adrenaline rush of a fantasy speedskating draft.
• Race car driver Tony Stewart suggested Richard Petty race Danica Patrick after Petty said, based on her results, that if Patrick were male nobody would even know she was in the field.
Said Petty:
“I’m 76 years old and it’s been 25 years since I’ve been in a race car, but I’ll take that challenge.”
It’s a no-win for Patrick. She beats him, it’s because he’s 76.
She loses to a guy using his flashers, it could ruin her.
• The Washington Redskins have no plans to trade Kirk Cousins, according to sources.
That ruins the plan of some Browns fans I’ve heard from to have two Kirk Cousins at quarterback.
Brian Hoyer is still the better one of the two.
• John Harbaugh, the one the Browns’ didn’t try to trade for, is supporting running back Ray Rice after a domestic violence incident involving Rice and his fiancee.
Asked if Rice could be dismissed from the team, Harbaugh said he hasn’t seen anything “that would remotely make me think that.”
According to reports, police may have a video of Rice knocking his wife unconscious and dragging her from an elevator.
Apparently, you can have a lot of different kinds of guys in a NFL locker room who bring a lot of attention to teams for all the wrong reasons.
But drafting a gay player could be a distraction.
• The Ravens can try to point to circumstances in an attempt to vindicate Rice, such as the fact that police arrested both parties.
But the only one who looks credible is Phil Taylor, who hinted that Rice spit in his face in a game this past season.
• The worst part of the U.S. men’s loss to Canada in the Olympic semifinals were the stakes announced by CommandSign, a company in Skokie, Ill.
• In the first seven hours, a record number of people signed a petition at Change.org, the web site with a mission to correct injustices in politics, sports and other arenas.
No surprise after watching Russian police physically abusing members of the rock band Pussy Riot.
Except the signatures protested Russian figure skater Adelina Sotnikova winning the gold over South Korean Yuna Kim.
#priorities.
• The Oklahoma Sooners self-reported three players for eating too much pasta at a graduation banquet.
The Oklahoman newspaper reported the players consumed more than their share at a May 2013 food fest. The university made the players donate $3.83 to charities of their choice in order to protect their eligibility
The NCAA released a statement saying the players were not in violation of any rule.
The fact that it sounded like something the NCAA would have a rule against should worry the NCAA.
• According to Baseball America, the Philadelphia Phillies turned in Oregon State pitcher Ben Wetzler for breaking the NCAA’s “no agent” rule after Wetzler decided to return to school. The Phils had drafted him in the fifth round.
Everybody knows prospects have representation in negotiations with big-league teams. And they should. The Phillies have likely alienated prospects and college programs by ratting out the kid for turning them down
Especially since Wetzler received an 11-game suspension.
But I’m sure if the NCAA OK'd agents for baseball players it'd have to take back that second helping of pasta to keep its world in balance.
• Patriotic rock band Madison Rising is getting ripped for its version of the national anthem Saturday at Daytona.
Let’s just say Kat Deluna is off the hook.
But not you, Roseanne.
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Sunday Edition)
Bud: Any truth to the rumor that the U.S. women’s hockey team used the Ray Horton prevent defense in the final 3:26 to turn gold into silver? – Mark Angelotti
It was more a case of not having enough big women who could skate and little women who could hit.
Bud: So Cleveland is changing its slogan from "Cleveland Rocks?" How about "Cleveland: If you don't like the weather or the front office, wait a minute and it'll change." -- Wayne
I’m sticking with “Cleveland: The Place to Be If You’re Tired of Ticker Tape Parades.”
Hey Bud: To quote the PD about the Cavs, “Longest win streak since that guy left”. I didn’t realize we were keeping count of the days since Larry Hughes departed. – Jesse, Medina, desperately trying to win a T-shirt.
You “nearly” won a shirt like the Browns “nearly” landed Jim Harbaugh.
Bud: Do you think Shannon Sharpe will move to talk radio? – Bill S
If so, it will require the same Navajo Code Breakers TV used for translation.
Bud: Wow!! Six in a row. Good thing the Cavs got rid of Chris Grant. – Bob, Bay
With Grant out of the way, I now like our chances of an early spring and landing one of 2016 political conventions.
Bud: Kevin Costner plays the Browns' GM in "Draft Day." I wonder who might play you in the movie version of "Spin?" – Tom Bica, Medina
I believe Jack Nicholson already played the role alongside Louise Fletcher as Nurse Ratched.
Hey Bud: Lonnie Chisenhall said that third base is his. I never knew that Weeden and he were using the same agent!! – Ted, Concord
First-time “You Said It” winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
Bud: How do you think the Olympics will affect the NHL with the loss of its Russian players to "visa problems"? – Jim Lefkowitz, Pepper Pike
Repeat winners get sent to Siberia.
Bud: Now that Justin Masterson signed a contract making him a free agent in 2015, what plans do the Indians have for his "2014 farewell tour"? -- Len B., Chesterland
Some winners get a shirt not signed by Cy Young.