The Cleveland Browns will have to prove it's a new era in September. Until then August is just a tease.
CLEVELAND, Ohio -- One impressed media outlet called the Browns' offense a "well-oiled machine." A wide receiver received praise for his "great hands," another for superior "route running."
In the words of one satisfied observer, "The offense (the Browns) have trotted out looks entirely different." The linebackers were credited with bringing significant pressure. Their quarterback was, according to almost all, excellent in his efficiency. The play-calling looked crisp and quick.
Who were these masked men?
Well, actually, all that was written in August 2010 and the players in question were as follows:
Great hands -- why, Brian Robiskie of course.
Route running? Well, Mr. Ripley, none other than Josh Cribbs.
The linebackers: Chris Gocong and Scott Fujita.
The quarterback: Jake Delhomme, whose preseason numbers in late August were 38-48 -- a whopping 79.2 percent completion rate.
In baseball, they say you shouldn't trust anything you see in March. Or in September, when the rosters expand and losing teams are already playing for next year. In the case of Mark Reynolds, we now add April to the cruel deception.
In football, we all know it's August.
Yet after so many years of losing football, fans are once again happy to throw caution to the wind. This is not a criticism. Actually, the optimism on display and the resiliency from which it blossoms is admirable.
Only in a football town this rabid can we hear the Browns' praises so lustily sung after one preseason game against a Rams' team that a) played a base defense, b) pulled its starting defensive line after one series and c) last year lost its exhibition opener, 38-3.
Meanwhile, a see-you-next-year exasperation is voiced about an Indians team swept by the Tigers -- even though the Tribe is still in the wild-card hunt and even though no one gave them a serious chance of unseating Detroit for the division title.
Here's four things we can say after a first glimpse at the Browns in 2013:
• The important thing was Brandon Weeden didn't struggle. Inside and outside the organization, seeds of doubt about Weeden could've been fed with a poor game. He held off further criticism by leading two scoring drives.
• Barkevious Mingo didn't look too skinny. Nobody will care if he's sitting on quarterbacks at 230 pounds or 250 pounds, least of all the quarterback.
• Dion Lewis didn't look too small. Lewis looked quick and sturdy enough to be an intriguing complement to Trent Richardson.
• The Browns' offense didn't look as if they it was trying to decipher Advanced String Theory. Hesitation at the line of scrimmage in response to what the quarterback sees is one thing. Last year the Browns consistently arrived late from the huddle.
What does it all mean?
Only that it beats the alternative until September produces evidence that says we can trust our rose-tinted eyes.
SPINOFFS
It's not all bad for Alex Rodriguez, who appears to have some friends in the pro sports industry.Frank Franklin II, Associated Press
• Mark Cuban told Jay Leno Major League Baseball's treatment of Alex Rodriguez is "horrible." Pointing out that a 100-game suspension for two-time offenders was collectively bargained, Cuban said, "(211 games), that's personal."
Cuban tried twice to buy into Major League Baseball -- once with the Cubs and once with the Rangers -- but his bid wasn't accepted either time. He was not happy, referring to the people who shut him out as "Bud Selig's Mafia."
You know what that sounds like? Like it's personal.
• Cuban makes a point, though. If you were Rodriguez, you'd probably appeal, too, given the oversized suspension.
"Of course, I've screwed up," Rodriguez told USA Today. "I'm still a good guy. Really I am. I'd like one day for people to know it."
Not sure that can happen without personality enhancing drugs.
• Former St. Louis slugger Jack Clark lost his sports talk radio job after saying Albert Pujols was a "juicer." Pujols is suing Clark, who apparently based his opinion on a 10-year-old conversation he had with Pujols' trainer, Chris Mihlfeld.
This is believed to be the first time rampant speculation and poorly vetted opinion has ever been voiced in sports talk radio.
• When Mark McGwire admitted in 2010 to using PEDs, Clark told the St. Louis Post Dispatch that the whole bunch of them -- Alex Rodriguez, Rafael Palmeiro, Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa -- were "fake, phony."
"They're all creeps," he said. "All these guys have been liars."
We'll see where this Pujols thing goes. But at worst, Jack Clark seems to be batting .500 in accuracy.
• Ryan Raburn pitched the ninth inning of a Detroit rout over the Tribe.
That doesn't mean Terry Francona was making a mockery of being swept by the Tigers. The bullpen had been overtaxed in extra innings Wednesday and by a tough Detroit lineup throughout the series.
What it means is Raburn is one more good outing away from taking Ubaldo Jimenez's spot next time the Tribe faces the Tigers.
• Asdrubal Cabrera finally delivered a payoff in the cleanup spot Friday, a night after Francona used a casino reference to explain his decision to keep the struggling shortstop in the middle of the order.
"Anybody play blackjack?" Francona said. "You know you go through runs. If I move Cabrera to sixth or seventh (there will come a time when) he's going to get hot. I'd like to get the most out of it."
Translation: I'm not exactly rolling in choices here and Nick Swisher in the No. 4 spot was a remake of "The Cooler."
• The trade deadline is past and the Indians still need a bat. I don't pretend to have sources in high places but the ones I have tell me Mark Reynolds is available.
• After Jay Bilas searched the NCAA Team Shop online for names like "Manziel" and other college football stars and was immediately linked to jerseys for sale bearing their respective jersey numbers, the NCAA issued a statement saying it's getting out of merchandise sales.
So, NCAA hypocrisy? Gone. No longer exists.
It's entirely possible that this wasn't the worst moment in Tim Tebow's performance Friday against Philadelphia (he's the guy being ganged up on) ... which says a lot about how much the former Heisman Trophy winner struggled in his Patriots debut.Matt Rourke, Associated Press
• Tim Tebow was 4-for-12 for the Patriots against Philadelphia, entering the game after backup quarterback Ryan Mallett left with a head injury.
Tebow said he has room for improvement. As understatements go, that's like me saying I have room for hair.
• Justin Blackmon, whom the Browns didn't take in the 2012 draft, was escorted from the sidelines after arguing with Dolphins' players and one of his own Jacksonville teammates.
Blackmon, already facing a four-game suspension, is out with a groin injury. Seems Jaguars' defensive end Jason Babin pointed out to him that talking trash wasn't a good look for an injured, suspended player.
Who knew?
• Quarterback Mark Sanchez threw a pick-6 on his team's first series of the preseason.
Among Jets' fans, that's known as mid-season form.
• Sanchez has committed 52 turnovers in the last two seasons. Or, as Michael Vick calls it, "extreme ball security."
• Attorneys for Lance Armstrong and his book publishers say he had a right to lie about his cycling career in his autobiographies.
"People don't always tell the truth," attorney Jonathan Herman said of book authors. Herman spoke in response to a class action suit filed by millions of readers seeking refunds and damages in excess of $5 million.
Don't get any ideas, Spin reader. You can't sue somebody for simply being hopelessly wrong in his opinions.
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Sunday Edition)
Hey Bud:
On August 8th, LeBron James posted a picture of himself going to jury duty in a Cleveland Indians' hat. Since the Tribe was 62-52 and the Yankees 57-56 at that time, was this just another example of his "front runner" worshiping? -- Pat
It was just evidence that he couldn't find his Tigers' hat.
Bud:
Thursday's Spin said your column will be moving to Wednesday's home delivery paper. On behalf of the other five readers, thank you. -- Chas K, Cleveland Hts
It will remain the same column it's always been. So be careful not to run over the kids and the dog while sprinting to your doorstep.
Bud:
When Matt Albers comes in to pitch, do you say to yourself in a deep voice, "HEY, HEY, HEY." -- Eric T. Kiska, Lorain
I'll bet he's never heard that one before.
Bud:
With all of the Pro Bowl game changes, why doesn't the NFL make the winning conference in the game the host conference for the Super Bowl? Oh yeah, because Roger Goodell is not an idiot -- Tim, Canton
What do I have to do to get some of that high praise from you people?
Bud:
Have the Browns found a way to collect rent money from the fish in Lake Erie who use the old Municipal Stadium as a reef? -- Jim Corrigan, Fairview Park
No. Since 1999 it's been easier and more lucrative to collect money from the fish on the season ticket list.
Hey Bud:
How many "You Said It" readers think that MENSA is the brand of bike that their imaginary girlfriend owns? -- Nate J, Brunswick
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
Bud: It is certainly comforting to see Mr. H. doing his best to cover his asset -- Frank Bruno, Westlake
Repeat winners don't get a T-shirt. So sue me.
Bud:
Is this the first Browns' team since 1999 that will actually have to use a slow-mo feature when reviewing their plays? -- Michael Sarro
Repeat winners hurry up and wait for a T-shirt that never comes.