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What LeBron James' Facebook page should look like, Bill Livingston writes

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The Facebook page LeBron James really should share with us.

NBA training camps open Monday, but the superstars stay in touch with their fans through social media year round. Although former Cavalier LeBron James already has a public Facebook account, this is the profile he should use.

lebron.jpgDemonstrating more of his hometown loyalty, Akron native LeBron James is shown on the sidelines before a game in Washington D.C. involving his favorite NFL team, the Dallas Cowboys.

LEBRON JAMES

People who aren't sycophants around LeBron can only see some of his profile information. If you know LeBron personally, you can send him a message. He will read it if you fawn on him enough.

Basic Info

Birthday: Dec. 30, 1984.

Siblings: LeBron is called The Chosen One for a reason.

Marriage: LOL.

Parents: G-l-o-r-i-a!

Relationship: In a committed one with myself.

Current City: LeBron is taking his talents to South Beach.

Hometown: Akron, Ohio.

Interested in: Becoming a global icon.

Looking for: A ring on my finger.

Political Views: Who cares more about LeBron?

Religious Views: Messianic.

Favorite Quotations

"My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well." -- George Costanza

Education and Work

College: Yeah, right. In 346 Division I coaches' dreams.

High School: Akron St. Vincent-St. Mary.

Likes and Interests

Interests: Dancing. Taunting. Biting LeBron's nails. Throwing powder. LeBron loves to "travel."

Music: "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper. "Take This Job and Shove It" by Johnny Paycheck.

Books: "Shooting Stars" by myself and Buzz Bissinger.

Movies: "Willard," "Ben," "King Rat."

Television: "King of the Hill." LeBron can never get enough of Stuart Scott saying "Boo-yah!"

Show other pages

Tats; Yankee hats; the Dallas Cowboys; A Waiter Flying Down on a Wire From the Roof of a Las Vegas Casino's Nightclub, Dressed as a King, Delivering a Bottle of Champagne to Myself; Oops, What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas; Me Being a Leader; Nike; Phil Knight; Me Being a Football Player; Jim Brown Is Right; Why Didn't People Rip Cleveland For Leaving "Family Guy"?; Sarah Palin Quit, Richard Nixon Quit Twice, One Crummy Game 5 and Everybody Busts on Me?; Pat Riley's Hair Had Nothing to Do With the Gulf Oil Spill; the Boshes Have Always Been Hard Workers; "Dwyane" Seems Like a Perfectly Reasonable Spelling to Me.

Recent Activity

LeBron unliked "Three Kings."

LeBron likes "King of Kings."

LeBron and Roberto Duran are now friends.

LeBron commented on Terrelle Pryor's status: "Myself and all your friends at LRMR commend you for always being the last player into the Ohio State interview room. The star never comes out with the warm-up acts."

LeBron suggested you like LRMR Sports Agency.

LeBron wrote on Dwyane Wade's Wall: "You and myself against the world!"

Chris Bosh also wrote on Dwyane Wade's Wall: "I thought we were the Three Megos."

Dwyane Wade also wrote on his Wall: "That's a lot of Bosh! :)"

LeBron commented on Terrelle Pryor's status. "TP would not be a nickname myself would pick. Think about it."

LeBron invited you to the Event "Summer of LeBron, a Retrospective."

LeBron suggested you like "Welcome to Miami-Bienvenido a Miami" by Will Smith.

LeBron unfriended Dan Gilbert.

LeBron unfriended Drew Carey.

LeBron and Art Modell are now friends.


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