Tiger Woods is showing the strain of the worst year of his life, sports columnist Bud Shaw writes from Firestone Country Club.
AKRON, Ohio -- Golf shirts from the Tiger Woods Collection retail for $100 in the Firestone Country Club pro shop. Hats are $28.50. Neither will help you play golf like Tiger Woods.
For the first time in memory, that's not a disclaimer as much as a selling point.
To match the game Woods brought to the South Course this week at the Bridgestone Invitational, you'd have to miss fairways, flub chips, quit on shots and putt as if you spent the morning hooked to a caffeine IV drip.
The only way this tournament could more accurately embody the tumult of 2010 for Woods after Saturday's third-round 75 would be if he were riding in a cart and that cart careened off the course into a fire hydrant.
Woods' 5 over round was his worst at Firestone since his previous worst -- 48 hours earlier. His 11 over after 54 holes is the highest relative to par since he turned pro in 1996.
"I drove it terrible, hit my irons terrible, didn't putt well, and it added up," Woods said before heading directly for the driving range.
For Woods to fix everything that ails him in one driving range session he'd have to stumble across Butch Harmon, Hank Haney and a hot tub time machine there.
Woods' assessment of his day doesn't quite cover it.
Whatever we've said about his temper tantrums and blue language in the past, it's preferable to watching him quit on shots. Twice now this week, he's walked up to his ball after a mis-hit and taken another whack at it without so much as a practice swing.
He was missing only a pair of John Daly's Loudmouth pants and a pack of cigarettes. That was never the Tiger Way. It didn't matter how badly he was playing. He grinded on every shot.
The latest example came on No. 8 Saturday when he left a short chip -- his third shot -- in the rough. He walked briskly to the offending ball, took his stance and hit it six feet past the hole. A missed putt and he had double bogey.
A year ago, Woods made only six bogeys in 72 holes. He has 16 bogeys and a double in three rounds.
About all he has going for him here -- and it's not much -- is that Phil Mickelson stumbled in the third round and dropped to a tie for 10th. Mickelson could assume the No. 1 world ranking with a fourth or better finish, since Woods would need a miracle round to move up the required 40 spots to hold the ranking on his own.
"If Phil plays the way he's supposed to this weekend, he'll be No. 1," Woods said before Mickelson shot a 1-over 71 to trail leaders Ryan Palmer and Sean O'Hair by four shots.
Woods was expected to use Bridgestone to prepare for next week's PGA at Whistling Straits and better position himself for Ryder Cup selection. Instead, he goes off in the second group in Sunday's final round. His pairing with Anthony Kim says it all. Kim is playing for the first time after a three-month recovery from thumb surgery. This is basically practice for him and he's a shot better than Woods.
None of this should surprise us, really, not after the past year. Woods lost his marriage, his swing coach, his image. He's made himself a punch line, an easy target. In Thursday's opening around, the Associated Press quoted a golf fan hollering at Woods:
"You're washed up, Tiger. Give it up."
He's not washed up. We've just greatly overestimated him (not for the first time), in some small part because his return at Augusta National in April was so successful.
After the Masters where he tied for fourth, you just didn't think you'd see a time when Woods' golf game matched the spectacle of his private life.
But 78th at Firestone, 20 shots behind the leaders, going through the motions on a course he's used like a ATM machine?
That qualifies.