It's pretty clear that hiring a big-name coach or GM is not the path currently being charted by Joe Banner.
Chuck Crow, The Plain DealerJoe Banner and Jimmy Haslam aren't likely to bring in a big name if they do make changes in Berea.
Everybody in Berea reports to the new CEO with the possible exception of train conductors .
Media interviews this week made clearer what we already knew. Joe Banner is in charge.
If his powerful status with the Browns strikes you as a pretty good reason for a Bill Cowher or Jon Gruden to rule out potential employment here -- and therefore also strikes you as a limiting factor in a coaching search -- you're likely gripping over a moot point.
There are two working models of interest in predicting what might happen here if the new Browns' leadership wants a new front office and/or head coach: Banner in Philly and the Pittsburgh Steelers, where Jimmy Haslam was a minority owner.
Neither offers a tale of the big-name coach handed the keys to the kingdom with everyone else scurrying a safe distance away until the coach signals it's OK to print playoff tickets and buy a confetti franchise.
You know, the Mike Holmgren-in-Cleveland model minus the small detail that the fabled coach might actually elect not to coach.
The same dynamics that makes it difficult to see Pat Shurmur staying on beyond this season -- a hard-driving owner and perhaps a harder-driving CEO looking to stamp the Browns as their own -- also make it hard to imagine turning to even a successful retread.
Banner was part of the search that ended with Philly hiring a relatively obscure assistant coach, Andy Reid, and building a winning organization around him. Reid, hired in 1999 -- a year before Bill Belichick landed in New England -- has the most coaching seniority in the NFL.
That wasn't a Banner hire per se. You can be sure this one will have his fingerprints all over it. And he doesn't come across like someone interested in used merchandise, no matter how excellent the condition.
It's assumed Banner's familiarity with Shurmur and Tom Heckert could work in their favor. I'd bet the opposite. My sense is while Banner wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth he'd still find it lacking because he didn't research its bloodlines.
Banner is looking for fresh, vital, dynamic relationships -- and this is the key word here -- of his creation.
That doesn't mean everything has to be new, just improved.
In Pittsburgh, Haslam watched the departure of Cowher and the arrival of Mike Tomlin, a relatively obscure assistant in Minnesota. Tomlin just turned 40.
The Steelers have had three coaches since 1969. A hungry coach young enough to build up steam and last 10 years is the idea.
Does it require blowing everything up if the Browns decide to replace Shurmur? Maybe not. When Tomlin accepted the Steelers' job, he kept Dick LeBeau as defensive coordinator and other key assistants.
Maybe that was done for the benefit of players one year removed from a Super Bowl, but whatever the reason it worked it doesn't get much smarter for an organization than that or helpful for a young head coach.
What Banner made clear in his interviews this week is that he won't rely on a circle of acquaintances if he rebuilds the Browns' management team on and off the field. That's comforting.
Big decisions need to be fully investigated and vetted. That's the way Haslam decided on Banner after all.
They no doubt have a list. That's no disrespect to Shurmur. That's smart business.
And my guess is the brand names aren't on the top.
Spinoffs
Eagles' quarterback Michael Vick says it's time to put the Eagles on his back.
Because, you know, trying to do too little has been the problem for him.
In a related story, Vick told reporters the Eagles "still control our destiny."
Destiny by its nature can't be controlled. And if it could, it would take a better grip than Vick has on a football.
You see Mike Brown get fired in L.A. after five games, and it makes more sense that Terry Francona wanted to come to Cleveland and work with friends than jump into another big-market pressure cooker.
For instance, on a PD Sports Insider this week Francona was asked how he would handle a player saying some of the things Indians' closer Chris Perez said last year.
He told us Perez's comments wouldn't have made it into the Top 20 issues he dealt with in Boston his final season.
Unless -- my words now, not his -- Perez were drinking beer and eating chicken in the bullpen during games, then blasting fans, management and ownership afterwards.
Golfer Charlie Beljan played through shortness of breath and an accelerated heartbeat to shoot 64 and lead at Disney after the second round. Beljan said he felt as if he "was going to die."
After experiencing shortness of breath, chest pains, numbness in his arms and a feeling he was going to faint, Beljan was taken to the hospital by ambulance and spent the night there under observation.
He showed up again Saturday against doctor's orders, presumably after experiencing numbness in his head.
Golf II: True story. I had similar but not as serious symptoms this summer and had to quit on the 16th hole.
My two playing partners sought me out in the clubhouse afterwards to see how I was.
And then collected the money I lost to them during my near-death experience.
Tiger Woods tells CNN that over and over at PGA Tour news conferences during his drought that the media hammered him at every stop about how he was "never going to win again blah blah blah" and it was every tournament I went to . . ."
Woods' definition of getting "hammered" is anyone asking him what's wrong with his game and not spit polishing his shoes while he answsers it.
Giants' receiver Hakeem Nicks says he isn't worried about his lack of 100-yard receiving days. Why?
"Because stats is for girls," he said.
Right up until guys hold out for more money in contract negotiations.
A week earlier, New Orleans Hornets' head coach Monty Williams dismissed the sport's concussion protocol as too cautious, referencing "white gloves and pink drawers."
What did our mothers, wives and daughters do to deserve getting dragged into these sophisticated conversations?
Except give painful birth to the next generation of men who for some reason grow up thinking they're tougher than women.
Kansas City coach Romeo Crennel is now threatening to bench anybody who turns the ball over. Oh boy.
A coach can always start out tough and then ease up.
The ones who lose credibility start out as players' coaches and can never put the genie back in the bottle.
Crennel decided to get tough now, when he's a couple losses from being regarded as a substitute teacher.
Richie Incognito moved up from sixth to second in a player's poll of the dirtiest players in the NFL.
On Twitter, Incognito wrote, "I would like to thank my MOM & DAD for raising an ass kicking machine."
Put him No. 1 on the list of Players Who Don't Quickly Recognize Criticism.
He said it
"I have no problems with Mike Brown at all...I just have to be patient." -- Lakers' CEO Jim Buss.
And give him, you know, five games.
You said it
(The Expanded Post-Election Sunday Edition)
"Hey Bud: Mitt Romney conceded the election before the final votes were counted. He obviously never played for Tampa Bay head coach Greg Schiano." -- Bob H, Medina
Strategists say the GOP considered launching Joe the Plumber into the Dem victory formation but thought better of it.
"Dear Bud: I see that in a Sporting News poll, the Browns were voted the NFL's worst organization. Good to see one election turn out right this week." -- Vince G, Cincinnati
Because I printed this I feel the need to offer equal space.
"Bud: Maybe Jimmy Haslam should hire Karl Rove to run the Browns' public relations department. They'd never lose a game." -- Edward Aube, Broadview Heights
OK, everybody got it out of their system? Good.
(The Non-Political Sunday Edition)
"Hey, Bud: Is it true all you have to do to get in "You Said It" is make a lame joke about you winning a Pulitzer Prize?" -- Mark Holz
No. Careful readers know we accept lame jokes on just about every subject.
"Bud: Can you explain the lack of "You said it" emails referencing Lance Armstrong?" -- Chas K, Cleveland Heights
It can only be total shock and denial that there's cheating in cycling.
"Bud: Were you hoarse from yelling 'field goal' last Sunday?" -- Ryan M
Cheering is discouraged in press boxes all over the country. Here, laughing is also discouraged.
"Hey Bud: Does Pat Shurmur cover his mouth with his menu when he orders at a restaurant, thus not letting the tables around him know what he's ordering?" -- Josh, South Euclid
I just know that when he orders for Brad Childress, dinner can take forever.
"Bud: American writer and wit Dorothy Parker, after being advised that Calvin Coolidge had died, famously asked 'How can they tell?' How will Jimmy Haslam be able to tell Mike Holmgren is no longer working for the Browns?" -- John McEllen, Bainbridge
First-time "You said it" winners receive a T-shirt from the mental_floss collection.
"Bud: Do Cleveland sports fans turn their clocks back every night?" -- Joe S
Repeat winners win a copy of "Groundhog Day."
"Please, Jimmy, help us. Amen." -- Jack, Lyndhurst
Repeat winners have a prayer, just not at getting a T-shirt.