Brandon Weeden is the 17th QB to start for the Browns since 1999. If you can name them all, you have a good memory, but your therapist will probably consider it a setback.
Joshua Gunter, The Plain DealerThe only mistake the Browns could have made about their quarterback competition, Bud Shaw writes, was to actually have one.
CLEVELAND, Ohio -- A not-so-sweet 16 reasons why Brandon Weeden's debut is much anticipated ...
Colt McCoy is unhappy he didn't get time with the first team, and he can't be thrilled the starting job was handed to Weeden. For some odd reason he much preferred when the starting job was handed to him.
The same desert landscape that benefits Weeden benefited McCoy -- the organization having decided Weeden is the best option without much proof and with almost no training camp competition. It's the right move, but they had better be right.
Not just because you're tired of waiting for this franchise to identify and support a winning quarterback -- Weeden is the 17th Browns' starter since 1999 -- but they spent a first-round pick on him.
With McCoy, Mike Holmgren stepped in and declared a "good value" in the third round of the draft. With Weeden, they saw a quarterback with tangibles (for once) who could've gone higher if not for his age.
Never have the Browns been so stocked with quarterback evaluators. Holmgren. Pat Shurmur. Tom Heckert. To that list they've added Brad Childress. Jimmy Haslam, the new owner, says he believes in "collective wisdom" -- that five smart people sitting around a table is better than having four. If the Browns don't convert the collective wisdom shown in selecting Weeden, it's going to set back an already set-back franchise another three to five years.
When the Browns drafted Tim Couch, they planned to give him time to learn on the sideline. GM Dwight Clark expounded the benefits of watching and learning. It lasted about one Ty Detmer start. Weeden's age -- he turns 29 in October -- his high draft status and the crying need to stretch the field for an offense suffering from acute claustrophobia in 2011 -- dictate he starts right away.
McCoy pointed out he never worked with the first team. In other words, there was no serious competition. You'd worry more about the Browns if he had split snaps. You'd wonder why they were continuing the charade to Weeden's disadvantage.
Weeden needs every snap he can get with the starters. If there's any hope at all that we're not going to be introducing the 18th Browns starting quarterback in a few years, the organization has to go all-in with Weeden from the start. Worst case scenario -- for some reason, one always comes to mind -- it could be 2014 and the Browns could be still looking for the answer at quarterback.
Friday night's exhibition game in Detroit is the start of the Weeden Chapter. Why not the Weeden Era? I can only think of 16 reasons why:
Detmer, Couch, Spergon Wynn, Doug Pederson, Luke McCown, Kelly Holcomb, Jeff Garcia, Trent Dilfer, Charlie Frye, Bruce Gradkowski, Ken Dorsey, Derek Anderson, Brady Quinn, Jake Delhomme, Seneca Wallace, Colt McCoy.
If there's a 17th reason, my advice to you and Haslam is the same: run for the hills.
SPINOFFS
Ellen M. Banner, Seattle TimesYou think the Browns' training camp has issues? Terrell Owens might not be the nuttiest receiver in the Seattle Seahawks camp -- not with Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow II around. Since Haslam held his press conference:
• Running back Trent Richardson, MRI in hand, has scheduled a visit to Dr. James Andrews.
• Linebacker Chris Gocong is gone for the season.
• ESPNCleveland.com is reporting cornerback Joe Haden could face a four-game suspension after testing positive for Adderall.
Haslam didn't ask or I'd have suggested the first "Family Night/Exorcism" in team history. ...
Nick Delpopolo, an American judo fighter, was expelled from the Olympics after testing positive for marijuana. He said he unintentionally ate something before the Games that had been baked with marijuana.
Anything on the banned list will get you thrown out. But compared to steroids, marijuana will be a performance-enhancing drug the day "couch sitting" becomes an Olympic event. ...
The Ravens have hired a team director of football analytics. Sandy Weil, educated at Yale and Carnegie Mellon, wants to statistically "examine some of the prevailing schools of thought within the NFL." They're calling it the NFL's answer to Moneyball.
I couldn't get into Yale or Carnegie Mellon without a bucket and a mop, but my skilled research tells me the Browns' average of 13 points per game last season is counter-productive to winning. ...
Weeden was said to be "excited" about being named the starter, which means he hasn't watched much tape of the 2011 Browns season. Or he might've said, "Meh..."
The Seattle Seahawks, reflecting the no-nonsense, team-oriented ship Pete Carroll steered at USC, have Kellen Winslow Jr, Braylon Edwards and now Terrell Owens in the same locker room. If only "Hard Knocks" had seen it coming together. ...
The Washington Nationals are serious about shutting down pitcher Stephen Strasburg to guard against injury no matter how it affects their playoff chances.
Bob Feller just rolled over in his grave, and it wasn't to sign an autograph...
Jose Lopez: designated for assignment in early May, batting cleanup in late May and designated for assignment in August. Nothing says "Indians 2012" quite as convincingly. ...
If the Indians' off-season "moves" amount to re-signing Travis Hafner and giving Ezequiel Carrera a chance to win the left-field job, it won't matter if Tony LaRussa gets hired as manager. ...
One note on thinking about past Browns QBs: If recollections of Luke McCown last more than four hours, consult your physician. ...
When you add Bernie Kosar, Vinny Testaverde, Mark Rypien, Todd Philcox and Eric Zeier (as in fire), that's 22 quarterbacks since 1992. But only because the stadium was dark for three seasons. ...
I'm rooting for Jonathan Vilma vs. Roger Goodell. Not that I support bounties. It's just that a year's suspension is a far more obvious case of head-hunting. ...
You just knew when the Indians didn't trade for Kevin Youkilis he'd go to Chicago and do his best Frank Thomas impersonation. The biggest hurt? The Indians didn't want to give up starting pitcher Josh Tomlin, now known as long reliever Josh Tomlin. ...
The International Cycling Union wants to take over the Lance Armstrong investigation from the U.S. Anti Doping Agency, because, I guess, nothing says the doping stops here more convincingly than the involvement of a cycling official. ...
HE SAID IT
AP fileThings are gonna be just fine? Well, maybe not at Firestone. "It's not rocket science." -- Steelers owner Dan Rooney on building a successful NFL team.
With the red zone being harder to navigate for the Browns than the Red Planet is for NASA, that's his opinion.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Cuyahoga County Prosecutor Bill Mason and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell -- Eric H. Bryant
Golfer Jim Furyk and singer James Taylor -- Ron Hollowell, Chardon
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Midweek Edition)
AP fileEveryday, his work keeps on making us feel good. "Bud:
"Do you think you have enough game to play backup quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts?" -- Tom Hoffner, Broadview Heights
It's daunting. I'd have to work my way up from my current role as the Thad Lewis of the PD sports staff.
"Bud: "Can I get Chris Perez's permission to stop attending games now?" -- Ron
Certainly not during a one-game winning streak.
"Bud:
"If the Indians' right fielder developed a footwear line that protected the lower leg, would you be buying a Choo Shin Shoe?" -- Dale Jarvis, Sharon Township
Again, I ask: It's come to this, has it?
"Hey Bud:
"How many times after writing your Hemingwayesque Spin article have you felt like tearing off your shirt and running gallantly in the rain like Tim Tebow?" -- Devin, Concord
I look more like Tiny Tim when I run. And that's not a Dickensian reference.
"Bud:
"TV showed LeBron James in the stands at one of the Olympic swimming events. Would you know which country he was rooting for?" -- Ignatowski
First-time "You Said It" winners get a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
"Dear Bud:
"If Manny Acta were alive today, what do you think he'd say about the way the Indians are playing?" -- Jim O, Chardon
Repeat winners don't get it.
"Bud:
"If the Jimmy Haslam era turns out to be yet another disappointing betrayal of Browns fans' trust, will they rename Cleveland Browns' Stadium Pilate Field?" -- Geoff, Shaker Heights
I wash my hands of repeat winners.
"Bud:
"Wasn't it nice to watch new owner Jimmy Haslam on his first day introduce all the Browns' players to Mike Holmgren?" -- Michael Sarro
Repeat winners need no introduction.
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