The NCAA delivered unprecedented punishment in the Penn State case and it came wrapped in precedented hypocrisy, Bud Shaw writes in his Spin column.
CLEVELAND, Ohio -- As one myth falls, the NCAA protects another one...
The NCAA did not worry about setting any precedents in the Penn State case, it says, because what happened there would hopefully never happen anywhere again.
Still, NCAA president Mark Emmert couldn't help himself. Instead of standing on firm ground in the name of justice and Jerry Sandusky's victims, Emmert couldn't resist pulling out the signature soap box and climbing aboard to deliver a "message" more appropriate for Hilarities.
"Our goal is not just to be punitive but to make sure the university establishes an athletic culture and daily mindset in which football will never again be placed ahead of educating, nurturing and protecting young people."
He had us at punitive and should've stopped there. Punitive is all anybody could possibly hope for, in part because we all know the culture of big-time sports isn't about to change in any meaningful way. Nor does the NCAA really want it to.
By pretending the punishment dealt Penn State will somehow put big-time football and basketball in their places, Emmert couldn't have looked more ridiculous if he put on a Gallagher wig and finished by smashing a watermelon.
Few can argue Penn State deserved the sledgehammer. Its football program will basically become Division II for a number of years. That's tough. But sad? The term "tragedy" is reserved solely for the boys preyed upon by a monster.
Emmert wants us to believe the NCAA's "statement" will speed the cause of making football subservient to "educating, nurturing and protecting young people."
The $60 million fine levied by the NCAA is, by its own calculation, equivalent to one year's revenue from Penn State football. How many other programs at that level are there around college football? Plenty. Enough to sell a playoff system to the highest bidder.
You'd take the NCAA seriously if it claimed the disciplining of Penn State would serve as a cataclysmic moment for change.
• If it announced all member institutions would cap the salaries of football and basketball coaches to mirror the pay of tenured chemistry profs.
• If it applied the same entrance requirements on revenue-producing athletes as it does on regular students.
• If it declared weekday prime-time TV games obsolete in the name of improving the grades of college athletes.
• If it stopped schools from jumping conferences to chase millions.
• If it said, in retrospect, the Final Four takes kids away from classes they can't afford to miss.
• If every time a coach bolted a program after selling kids on himself and his school that his recruits were as free to leave as Penn State's football players are.
The NCAA could do a lot of things to bring about serious change if it so desired. But lip service is what it does best, so once again the almighty buck stops there.
SPINOFFS
State Farm is pulling signage from Beaver Stadium and will not run commercials on broadcasts of Penn State home games in 2012.
Like a good neighbor...
Sure, Brent Lillibridge was hitting .165 when the Indians acquired him in a trade to take the place of Aaron Cunningham. But, hey, he's a .212 career hitter...
How do you know you're on your way out in MLB? Your replacement is a .212 career hitter. You're up to bat with a man on third and one out and in your last official at-bat with a team you're asked to bunt instead of swing away to hit a sac fly...
Organizers of the London Olympics say use of the words "London," "summer" and "gold" in conjunction with "Games" or "2012" could violate their rights. "Chaotic," "security breakdown" and "blimey" are believed to be fair game...
An International Olympic Committee official says there is a plan to speed up the marching athletes in Friday's Opening Ceremonies. He referred to it as "some device to try to accelerate the march." The Opening Ceremonies promise to be so low-tech compared to the precision and pageantry of Beijing in 2008 that athletes are on the lookout for cattle prods...
By winning, 3-2, in the series opener Tuesday, the Indians made it six of seven against Detroit. That's impressive even if Tuesday's particular formula for an Indians win -- a Travis Hafner triple and a squeeze bunt -- is even less repeatable than my golf swing...
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Anything that debunks the myth of Joe Paterno is fine by me. Tearing the statue down for instance. But the NCAA's decision to revise the one thing we know he was -- a good football coach -- doesn't make sense. He's still the winningest coach in Div. I history in my book. That was fact, not fiction...
Unless you feel better that the record reverts to Bobby Bowden, who only had to vacate 12 wins at Florida State (known to Florida coach Steve Spurrier as Free Shoes University)...
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Definition of a school being in really big trouble with the NCAA: Your players are free to leave and USC is free to recruit them...
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Golfer Adam Scott and actor Matthew McConaughey -- Glenn Berger, Strongsville
HE SAID IT
"I was 13. I was right there in my important stage of development. I watched absolutely every single game." -- Kobe Bryant on the 1992 Olympic Dream Team, whom he no doubt thought his AAU team could've beaten.
HE SAID IT
(And it didn't sound like bragging)
"I feel like I could start right away." -- Browns' new receiver Josh Gordon.
Even after a year out of football -- during which the Browns averaged 13 points a game -- he's probably right.
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Midweek Edition)
"Bud:
"Why do all of our representatives and senators appear to be wearing their Italian-made suits at press conferences denouncing the Olympic uniforms being made in China?" -- D. Scott Cunningham
Because the suits match their Bruno Magli loafers.
"Bud:
"After paying Pronk $12 mil and Grady [Sizemore] $5 mil, I heard the Indians sent Nick Hagadone a bill for patching plaster and touch up paint. True or false?" -- Jim, Aurora
False. They're paying Pronk $13 million.
"Bud:
"Now that Tim McCarver has received the Ford C. Frick Award from the Baseball Hall of Fame for his contributions in broadcasting, are you a lock to receive next year's J.G. Taylor Spink Award for sportswriting?" -- Jerry Winchell, North Ridgeville
J.G. Taylor Spink insisted on the awards equivalent of a no-trade clause. I'm on his list.
"Bud:
"Now that Browns training camp is opening, I see they have an offensive lineman named Matt Cleveland. Should we be rooting for the name on the front of his jersey or the back?" -- Jeff P
If you're cheering for the name on the back of an undrafted free agent's jersey, cheer fast.
"Hey Bud:
"Is it true Penn State is going to put the Joe Paterno statue in the Paterno Library as a reminder for people to keep quiet?" -- Ron Hollowell, Chardon
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
"Bud:
"Now that Jim Tressell and Joe Paterno have given the Leaders Division a commanding lead in hypocrisy, can the Legends Division do anything to catch up now that Rich Rodriguez is gone?" -- Ignatowski
Repeat winners are legends in their own mind.
"Bud:
"Is it just me, or does it seem like the Indians are building a Lillibridge to nowhere?" -- J. Ladd, Cleveland
Until those repeat winners get designated for assignment.
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