Say this for Andrew Bynum. He's a terrific talent who would immediately make the Cavaliers better for having him and worse for putting up with him.
Jack Dempsey, Associated PressTrade rumors have Lakers big man Andrew Bynum soon becoming a Cavalier. Let's hope it stays a rumor.
The big and small of it.
With Wednesday bringing another Andrew Bynum-to-Cleveland rumor, it's as good a time as any to address the pros and cons of such a transaction.
• Pro: You can't teach "big."
• Con: It's often equally difficult to un-teach "knucklehead."
The Lakers have seen ample evidence of both in Bynum's seven years.
• Pro: Twice, the Lakers won titles -- once with him playing hurt in the postseason.
• Con: In 2009, he visited the Playboy Mansion and introduced the novel concept of strengthening a bad knee by carrying a Playboy Bunny on his shoulders. (Could be considered a "pro" if it was part of a team-ordered rehab program. Start with Bunnies and build up to Hef.)
• Pro: Lakers fans saw him become an All-Star this past season when he averaged 18.7 points per game.
• Con: It was the first time he'd averaged more than 15. His career averages: 11.7 points and 7.8 rebounds speak to his history of injuries and, to some extent, the bad attitude that crops up when there's no Playboy Bunny to carry.
• Pro: Bynum played 60 games in the shortened 66-game season.
• Con: He's only played more than 65 games once in his career.
• Pro: He didn't get so caught up in L.A.'s glamorous lifestyle that he stopped running his own errands.
• Con: In July 2011, a Los Angeles parking official filmed Bynum parking his BMW across two spots reserved for the disabled while he got his groceries.
• Pro: On the court he has shown some outside range.
• Con: After former Cavs coach Mike Brown benched him for an ill-conceived 3-pointer in the fourth quarter against Golden State in March, Bynum said: "I don't know what was bench-worthy about the shot to be honest with you. I made one last game and wanted to make another one."
• Pro: Doesn't get rattled easily.
• Con: Explaining why he didn't take part in Mike Brown's huddles, Bynum said he sat apart "getting my Zen on." The team fined him for "numerous infractions."
(OK, I know what you're thinking. Mike Brown often doesn't take part in Mike Brown's huddles but that's beside the point.)
• Pro: He can be physical in the post.
• Con: His petulant elbow to Dallas guard J.J. Barea in the 2011 playoffs earned him an ejection and a five-game suspension served at the beginning of last season.
• Pro: Doesn't over-think things.
• Con: Doesn't think things. In the playoffs before Game 6 against Denver, he said, "Close-out games are actually kind of easy." Denver won.
Say this for Andrew Bynum. He's a terrific talent who would immediately make the Cavaliers better for having him and worse for putting up with him.
That makes him the complete package. One the Cavs could use but don't need at this stage of their development. The "cons" win because he's not enough of a pro.
Spinoffs
A small plane owned by a company in Ohio carried a banner over the Penn State campus Tuesday that read, "Take the statue down or we will."
The same company carried banners heckling Tiger Woods from high above Augusta National in 2010. Those banners read, "Tiger: Did you mean Bootyism?" and "Sex addict? Yeah. Right. Sure. Me, too."
The clearest message: build a statue to Tiger Woods at your own risk. . . .
Former FBI director Louis Freeh, who conducted the investigation into the child abuse scandal at Penn State, cited a "culture of reverence for the football program that is ingrained at all levels of the campus community."
Good thing that's only the case at Penn State and not every big-time NCAA college football program or other abuses of power could take place. . . .
The early take on Cavs No. 1 draft choice Dion Waiters at the Summer League in Vegas: It's one thing to show up not in basketball shape.
And something entirely different to show up in sportswriter shape. . . .
The Cavs recently defeated the D-League Select Team -- proving, primarily, that there can be such a thing as a D-League Select Team.
Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant was arrested for a physical altercation with a family member and has expressed "regret" over the incident, according to one of his advisers.
Next time Bryant says he'd knock over his mother to get in the end zone his words will carry an entirely different meaning. . . .
Sometime during the USA-Brazil men's Olympic basketball exhibition game, possibly when Team USA found itself down 10 points, Kobe Bryant should have retracted his statement saying the 2012 team would beat the 1992 Dream Team. . . .
And to think Kobe called David Stern's age-restriction proposal for the Olympics "stupid."
Pete Rose says of a proposed reality TV show starring himself, "It's not going to be classless."
Looking at his track record, long and frequent naps at age 71 are his only chance of being right. . . .
Mensa Candidate of the Week: Carolina Panthers defensive end Greg Hardy Tweeted a picture of his car odometer reaching 100 mph.
This a year removed from missing a chunk of training camp after an accident on his motorcycle. Brand: Kawasaki. Model: Why, "Ninja," of course. . . .
Former Browns exec Mike Lombardi Tweeted a link Wednesday to the "Five Regrets of the Dying." Watching ESPN debates between Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith did not top as many lists as expected. . . .
DeSoto (Texas) Police Department via APCowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant loves his mother. He said it
"He loves his mother to death." -- An adviser to Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant, winning the "Worst Choice of Words 2012 Award" after Bryant's mother called 9-1-1 and could be heard telling friends that her son "tried to kill me."
She Tweeted it
"Just checked in with U.S. Olympic team en route to London at @united under 20-foot banner of [swimmer] Ryan Lochte, then charged $100 baggage fee. Thanks."-- U.S. Olympic rower Megan Kalmoe.
That got her in hot water with USA Rowing and the U.S. Olympic Committee because the USOC reimburses baggage fees.
So all's good. Just don't tell Congress if the bag was made in China.
You said it
(The Expanded Midweek Edition)
"Bud: I know your publisher is always concerned with readership numbers. Have you ever considered renaming this column 'Tyler Perry's Shaw's Spin'?" -- Chuck Levin
I thought about doing a better job with it once to encourage higher readership, but your idea sounds more plausible.
"Bud: Sources tell me Josh Gordon only ran 'Zig-Zag' patterns in college." -- Aunt Mil
It's come to this, has it?
"Bud: While Chris Johnson may not have had a 'CJ2K year,' I think I speak for everyone when saying you had a great 'BS year.' " -- J. Kiska, Lorain
Why, thanks. Then, you know I mean it when I say I cherish your opinion.
"Bud: Yes, too bad the Opening Ceremonies uniforms for the U.S. Olympic team were made in China. Funny how some react so strongly. Mr. Harry Reid thinks they should be burned. Very little mention of the monument to Martin Luther King being made in China. Where is the outrage? Or have they written off his memory in favor of our Athlete Gods? Politics and politicians are a strange lot." -- Norm Davis, Olmsted Falls
Sir, "You said it" is no place for the kind of social awareness and sound reasoning you bring to the table.
"Bud: Despite some public concern, there is no need for you to worry about my releasing the photos of your life as a 'before' model.". -- Michael Sarro
My third chin is especially thankful.
"Hey, Bud: Just moved here in June from the D.C. area. What should we consider more valuable, Norm Chad's $1.25 or your 'You said it' T-shirt?" -- Tom Geraci, N. Ridgeville
Hard to say. Both stem from the naive hope that you -- unlike so many D.C. politicians -- can be bought.
"Bud: Did Kyrie Irving and Nick Hagadone both graduate from "The School Of Hard Knocks?" -- Bob Lawther, Willoughby
First-time "You said it" winners receive a T-shirt from the mental_floss collection. Repeat winners receive fractured hopes and dreams.