Scott Fujita and his former Saints' teammates might be right about aspects of the NFL's bounty investigation, but they don't have much of a case.
AP fileIs Roger Goodell a hanging judge of NFL discipline who can't be objective in handing down punishment? Maybe, or maybe not, says Bud Shaw. But what's clear is that the players union agreed to Goodell's authority in the latest labor settlement, so complaints from the targets of the Saints bounty probe seem a bit off-target. CLEVELAND, Ohio -- If it's their day in court they seek, they should be careful what they hope for ...
Scott Fujita claims the NFL has embarked on a "smear campaign." A Hanging Commissioner might seem capable of that.
Roger Goodell is the Hugging Commissioner, too. Would the same guy who all but slow dances with draft picks scapegoat veterans for his own gain?
Why? Because of the concussion lawsuits the league is facing? Then why only four players?
Fujita, Jonathan Vilma, Anthony Hargrove and Will Smith contend their suspensions are short on "due process." If they mean legal due process, they're right.
(Actually, most fans -- we'll call them taxpayers in this case -- are happy this isn't being fought out in court at their expense. The Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds trials were big wastes of money.)
The league has followed the letter of the collective bargaining agreement players signed 10 months ago. That's the only process that matters. Courts in general are hesitant to overturn the terms of negotiated contracts anyway. Fujita contends he never contributed to an injury pool, just a general pool rewarding interceptions, fumble recoveries, etc. The NFL hasn't produced any evidence disputing that.
His suspension, though -- when compared to those of the other players -- appears to take his claim into account. A team leader contributing to an incentive program outside the collective bargaining agreement is a punishable offense. On another team, one not remotely suspected of running a bounty program paying for "cart offs" and such, three games might qualify as sledgehammer justice. Not on the Saints.
More damaging to the players' case is that their former head coach Sean Payton and defensive coordinator Gregg Williams haven't howled much over Goodell's sentencing of them. Where are the other aggrieved parties stepping up to fight the NFL if, as the players charge, the case against them is so flimsy?
The league claims three people corroborated Vilma's $10,000 offer for a knockout of Brett Favre in the 2009 NFL title game. One of them, the league says, is Williams. A Saints' player recently spoke on behalf of his old defensive coordinator -- in particular about his infamous locker room speech in which he identified specific opponents to target.
"This is going to sound like an excuse, and people don't want to hear an excuse -- that type of language is not just Gregg Williams," linebacker Scott Shanle told reporters. "It goes on in a lot of locker rooms around the league. No one took him literally. It was a way to get you to play fast, violent, nasty and together."
How nasty and how violent is the issue. Fujita and the rest could use an advocate to speak up for them. Maybe a head coach or defensive coordinator.
Anybody? Anybody?
SPINOFFS
Paul Kitagaki Jr., Sacramento BeeFans keep asking when they'll see "the old Tiger Woods." During his weekend fade last week in San Francisco, Johnny Miller had a different take. Johnny Miller on Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods during their final-round struggles: "Phil and Tiger are turning back the clock -- to when they were about five [years old]."
Ever wonder why nine out of 10 players wouldn't apologize if they drove into Miller, or hit him with a tee shot? ...
The only reason to sign Manny Ramirez to play left field is if you think Johnny Damon is just too young at age 38. ...
Cleveland ranked as the fifth-highest TV market for the first three games of the NBA Finals, trailing only Oklahoma City, Miami, Tulsa and West Palm Beach. Since so many here claim to be over LeBron James, must be Norris Cole moving the needle. ...
Oklahoma City's Serge Ibaka doesn't think James is a good defender. To which James said, "I don't really care what he says, he's stupid. Everyone says something to me every series then [the media] tries to get a quote. It's stupid."
The media obviously isn't going to get a quote out of him this time. ...
Reason No. 1 not to get too impressed by yourself if you receive an honorary doctorate from a university. Kermit the Frog got one from Southampton College in 1996.
Surprisingly, Southampton is now defunct. ...
Reason No. 2 not to get too impressed by yourself if you receive an honorary doctorate from a university. Mike Tyson has one from Central State.
Actually, that's Reason No. 1. ...
Tyson, by the way, will take his one-man Vegas show to Broadway with the help of Spike Lee. My idea for a title: "The Book of Maiming."
Denmark forward Nicklas Bendtner lowered his soccer shorts to reveal the name of a betting firm across the top of his underwear after celebrating a goal at the European Championship. UEFA suspended him for a game and piled on by fining him $126,000.
If anything can make NFL bounty program justice seem reasonable, that could be it. ...
Jerry Sandusky's attorneys will argue that he has a personality disorder.
And ...?
According to Yahoo Sports, Carl Lewis still "chokes up" remembering his gold medals in 1984. The rest of us have a lump farther down, in our stomachs, when we remember him singing the national anthem in 1993. ...
During the Browns' recent mini-camp, fullback Owen Marecic said when he looked in the mirror over the off-season he was "feeling a little sloppy. So I tried to restructure the body."
Restructuring the body requires a lot of sweat and time in the gym. A much simpler solution for athletes wanting to feel good about themselves physically: Don't look in a mirror without standing next to a sportswriter.
Former Saints player Anthony Hargrove says it is not him saying "Give me the money" during a video the NFL is using as evidence of a bounty program. So who was it, Jeff Dunham? ...
HE SAID IT
"He couldn't keep his story straight and he was a confessed liar." -- New York attorney Stuart Slotnick on Brian McNamee, Roger Clemens' accuser.
But other than that, he was gold, Jerry, gold.
HE TWEETED IT
"If NFL fans were told there were 'weapons of mass destruction' enough times, they'd believe it. But what happens when you don't find any????" -- Saints quarterback Drew Brees.
Nobody dies, for one. And apparently people make strained comparisons between football and war for another.
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Midweek Edition)
"Hey Bud:
"If the Browns really are not for sale, can you explain the "Two Men and a Truck" at Browns headquarters the other night?" -- Doug, Westlake
You mean Brad and Case McCoy?
"Bud:
"I heard you on many radio shows last week. Did Randy Lerner order you to be more visible and the face of the P.D.?" -- O. Bill Stone
That's not the body part with which Randy associates me.
"Bud:
"Has anyone been caught using a fake ID to buy $10 beers at Progressive Field?" -- Joe S
During the game? Just Fausto.
"Bud:
"If the gavel at Roger Clemens' trial had fallen and broken, do you think he would have instinctively picked up a broken piece and thrown it at a prosecutor?" -- Chas K
Quite possible. After all, doctors have identified a well-known syndrome called "Vitamin B-12 Rage."
"Bud:
"What makes worse TV -- Chris Berman hosting anything or Sergio Garcia changing from English to Spanish during an interview?" -- Unemployed Walt, Cleveland
Berman trying to speak Spanish.
"Hey Bud:
"Just wanted you to know that this Sunday there will not be a "You Said It" in "Shaw's Spin" from me because I'm off this weekend." -- Doug, Westlake
I'll alert the media.
"Bud:
"At .24 [blood alcohol level], would you call Justin Blackmon a triple threat?" -- Tom Goldy
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection
"Bud:
"Do you think I could sneak my name in the head injury lawsuit against the NFL? I have a string of proof in print right here." -- Michael Sarro
Repeat winners receive smelling salts.
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