The Browns clearly think Colt McCoy was part of the problem last year, not a victim of circumstances, Bud Shaw writes in his Sunday Spin column.
AP fileIf Seneca Wallace doesn't want to be the No. 3 quarterback for the Browns, why would anyone believe Colt McCoy feels differently? Bud Shaw isn't buying that McCoy's silence means he's a better teammate. CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Three's a crowd...
The backup quarterback is the most popular guy in a losing football town, apparently unless he's Seneca Wallace.
Somehow Wallace has earned the ire of Browns fans I hear from for being the last honest man in Berea -- at least on the subject of the team's quarterback derby. Wallace didn't say he was better than Brandon Weeden or even Colt McCoy. He didn't try to claim tough breaks and a lack of opportunity are the only things that kept him from being Drew Brees in his NFL career. He knows that would sound crazy.
Wallace said he doesn't see the Browns keeping himself, McCoy and Weeden on the roster -- despite head coach Pat Shurmur describing a scenario in which it could happen -- and that he wouldn't want to be No. 3 on the depth chart.
Who would? McCoy doesn't want to be No. 3 either. Or probably even No. 2.
Just because McCoy toes the party line publicly doesn't mean he's a better teammate. It doesn't mean he's less resentful about drawing the short straw. (Case McCoy's tweets on behalf of his brother are probably not his sentiments alone.)
Mike Holmgren came closest to supporting Wallace's view of things when he said the plan isn't to part ways with any quarterback now -- it's June after all -- but that the plan could well change. Translation: when it makes sense to pull off a trade, they will.
And McCoy is the most sensible trade piece, given his salary and his age. Holmgren did his part to prop up the QB competition as real. But if you read between the lines, the Browns think McCoy was part of the problem in 2011 -- not the victim his fans believe he was.
Didn't anyone learn anything from falling in love with Brady Quinn? He was picked two rounds ahead of McCoy, who failed to stand up to a challenging situation last season -- let alone rise above it.
"It's not always fair," Holmgren said. "But what he did get, he got a chance to play a whole year. You learned how does he deal with this ... those types of things are the things that you have to answer, be very honest about how you feel about that. That's how you move forward, I think."
If the Browns want to continue the charade to increase McCoy's trade value, I guess that's fine. So long as it doesn't take valuable snaps away from Weeden in training camp, they can pretend he's a legitimate candidate to start.
Holmgren's thoughts were also instructive on what qualities he looks for in a backup quarterback.
"The No. 2 quarterback has to be able to prepare himself and get ready to play a game without much practice," Holmgren said. "Whatever that is that allows a player to do that, whether it's intelligence, whether it's just athletic ability or whatever."
How about experience? Wallace has done it for 10 years.
And he doesn't have a brother who tweets.
SPINOFFS
AP fileDusty Baker -- obviously the soul of tact and discretion -- is doing a fine job of building interest in the upcoming Reds-Indians series at Progressive Field. In the booking video obtained by FirstCoastNews, Jaguars' receiver Justin Blackmon tells Oklahoma police, "I'm literally not a drinker."
Asks the jailer, "When was the last time you drank heavily?"
"Well, I mean, I drank tonight," Blackmon said. "But this is the first time I've been here in Stillwater."
So there you have the definition of "literally" not being a drinker. Blowing .024 in your second DUI offense, but, hey, in different cities.
People do know what "literally" literally means, right? ...
It's good Holmgren wants a better relationship with media and fans. Fresh start. No hard feelings. I want him to know he can even come to me looking for extra copies of Spin now...
The U.S. Anti Doping Agency is charging Lance Armstrong with using performance-enhancing drugs. The agency apparently has compiled evidence including 10 or so former Armstrong associates and teammates testifying that he used PEDs.
So, you know, nothing conclusive...
Armstrong is staying in France for the time being. It's a curious safe haven since the French have long accused him of cheating to win the Tour de France. No word on whether he will consider changing his name to Jerry Lewis...
I'd rather see the USADA chasing Roger Clemens than see taxpayer money spent in hopes a jury finds Brian McNamee's 10-year-old syringe-in-a-can a trustworthy piece of evidence...
Let's see. Reds' manager Dusty Baker has a problem with Derek Lowe, so he ordered pitcher Mat Latos to throw a 95 mph fastball high and inside to the Indians right-hander. Ordering a player to settle a manager's own personal differences? I'd say priceless, except Baker has to get fined.
Who knew fighting for the Ohio Cup could get this intense?
The Mets appealed for a scoring change that would've given R.A. Dickey a no-hitter but it was turned down as expected. That means there have only been three no-hitters in the last 13 days and five (two of them perfect games) since the start of the season.
In the post steroid era poll, four out of five soccer fans admit to falling asleep at baseball games...
With 14 no-hitters and four perfect games since 2010, does this really seem like a good time to talk about doing away with the designated hitter? If it makes you feel any better about the state of baseball in the late 1990s and early 2000, the drop in offense these days isn't solely pinned on the post steroid era.
Some executives and league officials agree it's the amphetamine testing, too...
The World Boxing Organization is going to review the judging in the Manny Pacquiao-Tim Bradley fight that saw Bradley win a controversial split decision. In other news, the fox says the hen house looks "pretty secure"...
SPIN BY THE NUMBERS
9 – E-mail references to Johnny Damon's weak bat and weaker arm
AP fileIn 252 big-league at-bats, he's walked exactly eight times -- and not once in 2012. 7 -- Times I've questioned the direction of my "career." This week
49 -- Average Wonderlic score of Spin emailers (out of 50)
1 -- Times this week I've totally fabricated a number for this segment
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Lonnie Chisenhall and Charlie Chaplin -- IG, Willowick
New Jersey Devils head coach Peter DeBoer and Randy Quaid (cousin Eddie) -- Annie Thomas
HE SAID IT
"If you can't legislate it, if you can't enforce it then you probably ought to just go ahead and make it legal. I think that's kind of what happened with Prohibition." -- West Virginia coach Bob Huggins
AP fileAmong his many memorable characteristics ... there was that special walk. Finally, somebody speaks up for the legalization of ... coaches texting and calling high school athletes more often than their girlfriends do?
HE SAID WHAT?
"He don't respect himself. The word was whatever he did and said probably there was a good chance he was drinking at the ballpark and he don't remember what he said or what he did. OK." -- Dusty Baker responding to Derek Lowe saying he didn't respect the Reds' manager.
So long as Baker isn't making any reckless accusations that involve the height of unprofessional behavior on Lowe's part, this ought to blow right over.
HE TWEETED IT
"Hate when I let those people in the mall talk me into entertaining that nail file and leaving me with one shiny nail for a month!" -- Browns receiver Greg Little.
And for some reason people still contend the game has changed drastically since the days of Jim Brown.
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Sunday Edition)
"Hi Bud:
"So OKC fans stand until the Thunder make their first field goal. How would this concept work at Browns Stadium?" -- Tom, Parma
With or without Phil Dawson?
"Bud:
"What sort of future does PD management have mapped out for you if one day a tendon injury prevents you from typing a third consecutive great Spin column?" -- Chas K
I never thought about it in terms of your reference -- I'll Have Another's injury and the Triple Crown. But this could explain why when top editors told me I was the "glue" that held the department together they were giggling and elbowing each other.
"Bud:
"Does Matt LaPorta have EZ Pass?" -- Corby Mike
No. But before finding his control in his last two starts, Ubaldo Jimenez did.
"Bud:
"I saw you on More Sports & Les Levine recently and your 'do is looking shaggy with the grey coming in strong. When will you grow the big frothy mustache and smoke a pipe and finish off the Einstein makeover?" -- Devin, Concord
I was going for a more mature Fabio look. No good?
"Bud:
"Would you rate Chris Perez as one of MLB's best hurlers?" -- Anne
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
"Bud:
"I think I'll Have Another is ready to play left field for the Indians." -- Joe
Repeat winners are put out to pasture.
"Hey Bud:
"Somali terrorists reportedly have offered a bounty of 10 camels on U.S. officials. If Roger Goodell was in charge of Homeland Security, how long do you think the terrorists would be suspended for?" -- Bob H, Medina
Some repeat winners receive tough love.
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