Wonderlic scores don't always tell the story for NFL draft prospects, Bud Shaw writes in his Sunday Spin column.
Chuck Burton, Associated PressCam Newton didn't come close to acing his Wonderlic, but he owns the 2011 NFL Rookie Of The Year award. Which says something about ... well, drafniks and fans who worry too much about combine testing and pre-draft rumors, says Bud Shaw. CLEVELAND, Ohio -- If you conclude after reading this that I sound like someone who didn't do well on the SATs, then at least one of us is smarter than a fifth grader...
NFL draft prospects are timed, measured, prodded, poked, assessed and, in some cases, mocked in the media for low Wonderlic test results. There's an online test you can take that supposedly approximates the Wonderlic and produces a similarly scaled score. When you finish, it doesn't just give you a number. It shows a football card of a NFL player you beat on the test.
My hasty attempt told me I was smarter than Cam Newton. If true, that's reason to worry. For him.
Of course, nobody is supposed to know Newton's score or any other score for that matter. The Wonderlic results are meant to be nothing more than an indicator, a small piece of information designed to be part of a player evaluation mosaic. But every year, scores are leaked and players reportedly scoring much lower than average get sized for a dunce cap in the media.
It's not simply unfair. Because team officials or coaches or others are leaking the information to satisfy cold-hearted agendas in some cases, it's unconscionable.
When Eldon Wonderlic devised the test, I'm not sure public humiliation was part of his vision. By the way, his 71-year-old daughter was trying to market her own IQ test to supplement her father's work because she didn't believe it accurately satisfies its intent.
If I were an agent and -- through administering sample tests to my client -- I got the impression he wasn't going to fare well, I wouldn't let him take the Wonderlic. Sorry, brain not feeling nimble enough today. Not unless I was guaranteed the results would be kept confidential. And there are no guarantees, not for Wonderlic scores or -- as we've also discovered -- drug test results.
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is threatening to come down hard on teams leaking Wonderlic scores and other private information. This was in response to reports about LSU cornerback Morris Claiborne scoring a 4 out of 50. Did he take the test seriously? Did he panic? Does he have a reading disability? There's no context, just a score that invites interpretation and ridicule.
League rules already prohibit disclosing the results. "You should be reminded that disclosure of inappropriate private or confidential information concerning draft-eligible players is conduct detrimental to the league and will be met with significant discipline when a violation can be established," Goodell wrote in a memo to all 32 teams.
"Bear in mind that the publicly disclosed information is frequently inaccurate, incomplete or misleading, and often results from an effort of an individual to advance a self-interested goal."
How do we know about the memo? I know what you're thinking.
Somebody probably leaked it.
Call it the Brownderlic Test...
Here's the test I'd administer to draft prospects if I were running the Browns:
1) You show up with strep throat on game day. Do you:
a) call on every ounce of your strength to play and let performance decide how long you go; or
b) call your agent and see what he thinks.
2) You have the game won. On the final play you:
a) play the game out all the way to the end; or
b) call it a day and take your helmet off.
3) Someone suggests you buy a motorcycle commonly known as a "crotch rocket." You:
a) politely decline out of safety concerns; or
b) call your agents, Knievel and Sons, and see what they think.
4) The offense is at the line of scrimmage while you and your defensive teammates are still huddling. Do you:
a) call time out; or
b) call it a day and watch them score the game winner.
SPINOFFS
John Kuntz, The Plain DealerColt McCoy threw passes to high school receivers -- and some parents dropped the ball. Colt McCoy's visit to Sacred Heart-Griffin High School in Illinois, where he threw passes to some students, prompted Illinois high school officials to investigate his appearance as an unauthorized football practice.
Ridiculous. With the 2011 Browns season as proof, officials could easily determine without fear of contradiction that McCoy's visit no more resembled a productive football practice than all those Camp Colts did last off-season...
Alex Rodriguez vows to use Facebook to soften his image. "I want my fans to know how much I appreciate them," Rodriguez told ESPN New York. "I have always been pretty private, but I like that I'm getting the chance to interact with my fans on a more personal level."
Nothing says "personal" like things posted by an underling on the Internet. ...
Dwight Howard tried to make himself into the anti-LeBron at the trade deadline by saying he'd stay in Orlando through next year. All the while he's been working behind the scenes to get his coach fired.
He denies it, of course. Not to question that denial, I'm just saying I'm not sure Moe is the most laughable Howard in a starring role these days...
The Louisiana Senate is calling for the NFL to reconsider its bounty sanctions against the New Orleans Saints, who, after all, only lied to investigators and flouted the league's authority after receiving a warning to cease and desist...
Other than that, the Saints are being scapegoated...
The home run structure at the Marlins' new ballpark isn't exactly an attractive piece of art. But let's be fair. It's no harder on the eyes than, say, if the neighbor kids TP'd your house on the same day your wife got you a front yard pink flamingo birthday display...
When former Browns' personnel man Pete Garcia hired Isiah Thomas as head basketball coach of Florida International University in 2009, the FIU athletic director said, "No one thought we could pull this off." Friday, he fired Thomas after a three-year record of 26-65.
Leads you to believe that those "gut" feelings that didn't pan out in Berea from 2000-04 didn't all belong to Butch Davis.
Tiger Woods dropped a 9-iron on the tee after missing the green at No. 16 Friday, then kicked the club. Said CBS's Nick Faldo: "I think we can officially say Tiger has lost his game and his mind..."
Who knew Woods could be boorish?
Baltimore Ravens' safety Bernard Pollard objects to the NFL's crackdown on helmet-to-helmet hits and the like by saying, "This is not powderpuff football, this is not flag football..."
AP photoHe was a hit for the Buckeyes during their March dash to the Final Four. If Pollard can't comprehend the medical concerns associated with a concussion, he should be immediately tested for one...
Warren Sapp filed bankruptcy in Florida, citing $6.7 million in debt. According to court documents obtained by TMZ, Sapp's listed assets include 240 pairs of Jordan shoes, a "large nude women painting" and a lion skin rug.
Not listed for some reason is a copy of Suze Orman's "The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous and Broke."
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Lenzelle Smith Jr. and the late Bernie Mac -- Todd Flere, McDonald
HE SAID IT
AP fileHe scored some points in comedy clubs, and with Danny Ocean's team. "We're capable of getting through anything. Right now, the leader is being attacked from all angles, and it's my job to stay strong for the team and not allow anything to break my spirit or who I am as a person and a player." -- Dwight Howard after Stan Van Gundy told reporters Howard had gone to the front office seeking the coach's dismissal.
Dwight Howard: the kind of leader a lemming can believe in...
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Sunday Edition)
"Bud:
"Spin appears well-suited to the forever frustrated. Would you be able to make necessary adjustments in NY, LA or Boston?" -- Rob M, Solon
I've always said if all three teams here get good at the same time, "Spin" will have run its course and I'd be out of a job. You can imagine the sleepless nights.
"Bud:
"If Frankenstein's monster existed today, would he be a major-league manager, walking to the mound, arms extended, eyes staring straight ahead, saying "Ninth inning ... must ... change pitcher ..."? -- Ron
A fair question. Another one: If Chris Perez had retired the side in order, would the villagers still be waving torches in Manny Acta's direction?
"Bud:
"Asking Chris Perez to finish off a masterpiece by Justin Masterson is like asking 'You Said It' to finish off a masterpiece Spin by Bud Shaw." -- Ignatowski
Actually I thought it was obvious that I model my Spins after Ubaldo Jimenez's 2011 starts.
"Hey Bud:
"Does Jack Nicklaus pop open a bottle of champagne every time Tiger Woods loses a major?" -- J Kiska, Lorain
That sound you hear is Tiger's composure.
"Bud:
"I read that Colt McCoy is embroiled in a scandal because he was throwing to high school receivers. Shouldn't the heat from the scandal be directed to the Browns' front office that drafted them in the first place?" -- Bob H, Pittsburgh (a lifelong Browns fan)
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
"Hey Bud:
"Was that giant strand of DNA we saw on the roof of Progressive Field on Opening Day there to show the world that losing is in our genes?" -- Joe Ladd, Cleveland
Repeat winners undergo extensive testing.
"Bud:
"In sharp contrast with Saints' coaches, shouldn't Pat Shurmur's kindness to opposing teams be rewarded with the NFL's first peace prize?" -- Michael Sarro
Repeat winners do not get to make an acceptance speech.
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