Peyton Hillis once seemed like the surest way for the Browns to match up with the division heavyweights. Now with Hillis fighting another injury, it's hard to imagine what could happen the next four weeks to restore trust between the Browns and Hillis for 2012.
John Kuntz, The Plain DealerThere was a time just 12 months ago that the Cleveland Browns and Peyton Hillis appeared inseparable. Does anyone still have that feeling today? Anyone? CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Step right up to the Peyton Hillis sideshow while it lasts...
Joe Theismann's take on Tim Tebow is to "enjoy the circus while it's in town." Unfortunately, that advice doesn't translate for Browns fans after 12 years of walking behind the elephants.
Hillis was the closest we've come lately to Tebow-like excitement here. But no longer is he the circus strongman who once upon a fairy-tale season represented the surest way for the Browns to ring the bells of the division heavyweights, Baltimore and Pittsburgh. Now with one Ravens game down and the first Steelers meeting Thursday in Pittsburgh, it's difficult to imagine what could occur over the next month to restore trust between the Browns and Hillis going into 2012.
If management doesn't quite understand the prevailing depression around town in the first year of Pat Shurmur, Hillis' season is at the heart of it. So, to a lesser extent, is Colt McCoy. Nobody expected a winning record. But they did expect to go into 2012 knowing key pieces were not only in place on offense but boasting future promise. That's not the case with either McCoy or Hillis, let alone with the head coach.
Of the three, Hillis seemed the best bet to persevere. He was his old self on the first couple carries against Baltimore Sunday, then morphed into his newest incarnation for the remainder of the day. That included an extended period on the sideline nursing another injury.
I'm not sure what you'd call it when the most optimism one can stir where the Browns and Hills are concerned is that maybe, just maybe they can both agree now on his reduced market value. Yay ... I think.
Having thought he had earned something near Chris Johnson status on the Browns when the season began, his contributions now scream Chris Ogbonnaya. No one should expect him to see it that way, especially since he had reason to wonder where he fit in even before the strep throat and hamstring issues. What has to happen for Hillis to trust the Browns will use him properly next year -- if they didn't this season when he was clearly their biggest offensive weapon? On a team short of receiving skills, his legs (and hands) recommended him.
Though I will say Hillis quickly frittered away any sympathy stemming from the way they used him or his unsigned status. How can the Browns trust a guy who called his agent for advice on whether he should play with strep throat? Minus that, how much hope (and money) do they put into a running back who takes a beating and will always take a beating?
Hillis' future in Cleveland is muddled even more by the fact he isn't exactly backed up by an Ironman. They auditioned Montario Hardesty out of necessity, or at least in an attempt at leverage, but what have they learned about him that would make them feel good about letting Hillis walk?
Shurmur still uses the word "physical" when he talks about his ideal offense. But the Browns aren't that. And as they face a Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Pittsburgh finish -- with a challenge at Arizona thrown in -- there's no apparent joy to be found in watching what remains of the Hillis sideshow.
SPINOFFS
USA Today reported Tuesday the pursuit of Albert Pujols was down to three teams: the Cardinals, Marlins and a "third team that has not publicly identified itself."
Well-played, Chris Antonetti...
MLB is the first professional sports league to set a dress code for media. The list of banned fashions includes visible undergarments, excessively short skirts or anything with a team logo. That's fine. But the list also includes "bare midriff shirts." And that hurts, given that I've already sent my Christmas wish list to family and friends.
Dress Code Part II: Baseball's athletic trainers believe outsiders wearing flip-flops in clubhouses is unsanitary. No doubt about it. When media members get hit with flying jockstraps and balls of used ankle tape, at least they'll be wearing appropriate footwear...
The Boston Celtics will appear 31 times on TV. The Raptors and Cavs will appear once. Meanwhile the Lakers won't play in Cleveland, Indiana or Charlotte this season as part of the NBA's 66-game schedule.
Good thing the small-market teams used the lockout to wrestle back control of the sport in other meaningful ways, none of which comes immediately to mind...
A Canadian beauty queen faces criminal charges for her part in the Stanley Cup street riots in Vancouver last summer. Sophie LaBoissonniere is accused of taking part in a mob that burglarized a drug store. As the winner of the Miss Congeniality title at the Miss Coastal Vancouver pageant, LaBoissonniere faces a second charge of being overly ironic...
Scott Shaw, The Plain DealerHe created great excitement on the field in a different Browns era ... until he didn't. A New Yorker magazine profile of Jon Gruden points out that while he's famous for never criticizing players as a broadcaster, he often rips underachieving players in private. Obviously it's because the disingenuous Gruden wants to coach again and doesn't want to alienate anybody.
But the story said, "His enthusiasm isn't meant to fool the fans. It's meant to motivate and inspire them, as if they were players."
C'mon. Seriously now. I only hope the author of the story writes my obit.
SORT OF SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Tommy Vardell and the Touchdown Squirrel -- Bob H
2011 Cleveland Browns and the 1999, 2000, 2001, 2004, 2008, 2009, 2010 Cleveland Browns. -- Matt D, Brunswick
Joshua Gunter, The Plain DealerThe biggest cheers in the stadium came from a lengthy dash from this Cleveland athlete ... who might be as fast as Touchdown Tommy. YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Midweek Edition)
"Bud:
"Congrats on joining the Browns passing attack. I see that you equaled Josh Cribbs in the number of passes that Colt threw your way last Sunday." -- Gary, Wickliffe
We have something else in common. We both would've been happier spending the day in the Muni lot.
"Bud:
"What's your favorite thing about college basketball? That (A) the regular season is practically meaningless; B) a team can finish sixth in its conference and qualify for the NCAA tournament; or (C) the final minute-and-a-half of close, exciting games are anesthetized into tedium by six timeouts and 20 minutes of commercials?" -- Ignatowski
When Dick Vitale stops talking.
"Bud:
"The similarities between Norman Chad's Ask The Slouch and You Said It makes me wonder if you have considered hiring NBA players union lawyer Jeffrey Kessler to represent you in an infringement suit?" -- Tim Corbett
No. I can't say this often enough. They're totally different. One is cutting-edge funny. The other is "You Said It."
"Bud:
"I didn't believe the Harry Potter saga was real until Sunday when -- while sitting in Browns Stadium -- I saw Dementors descending from the skies, draining hope and sucking out every happy memory from the pitiful assemblage!" -- Dennis Kolesar
Don't be so dramatic. For me, the scene only conjured "Apocalypse Now."
"Hey Bud:
"I used the voice recognition feature on my Droid to ask what time the Browns game was on. It told me to go rake leaves. Is that why they call it a smart phone?" -- Bob H, Medina
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
"Bud:
"LeBron criticized the Cowboys' play in the fourth quarter of an important game. Does that make him the pot or the kettle?" -- Chuck Levin
Repeat winners receive a virtual trip to South Beach.
"Bud:
"Is betting on the Steelers this week gambling or an investment?" -- Joe S
Repeat winners also receive favorite status.
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