The Al Davis-led Oakland Raiders often made wild, unpredictable personnel decisions. In their first major move following Davis' passing, they kept the tradition alive and made life more precarious for the Browns in the AFC North.
Dean Coppola, Contra Costa TimesCarson Palmer and Raiders coach Hue Jackson may have been enjoying themselves after Palmer's arrival in Oakland, but surely they're not nearly as pleased as Bengals owner Mike Brown. CLEVELAND, Ohio -- A battle of slogans: "Just win, baby" vs. "Just wait, you'll see."
The eternal flame in Oakland doesn't only burn in memory of Al Davis, the man. Apparently, it also burns for his wildly adventurous personnel moves.
(By the way, an eternal flame? Really? For running a football team? Davis was such a 1950s-60s throwback in the way he talked and dressed. I could see a continuous loop of Sha Na Na's Greatest Hits, but a flame?)
Not only did the Raiders go way rogue in their first major decision since Davis' passing, they might have made life for the Browns even more precarious in the AFC North.
No one thought Bengals' owner Mike Brown could come off looking smart in the Carson Palmer stalemate. Here came the Raiders offering Cincinnati a No. 1 pick in 2012 and, at worst, a No. 2 pick in 2013 for the services of a retired quarterback. Palmer is also a retired quarterback who hasn't been his old self since his elbow issues in 2008, but it's not as if the Bengals saw that and deserve credit for it.
Brown's obstinacy about trading Palmer could easily have backfired if not for the injury to Raiders' quarterback Jason Campbell against the Browns Sunday. The No. 2 pick could become a No. 1 if the Raiders make the conference championship game this season or next. Oakland's only hedge against that happening is purely unintended and stems from getting a quarterback who has never won a playoff game.
You can't find more disparate football models than those of the Raiders and Browns these days. Oakland doesn't own a pick in the first four rounds of the 2012 draft. They spent three shopping for quarterbacks. First, Campbell. Then Terrelle Pryor and now Palmer. The Browns are protecting their draft picks at all costs, even at the cost of Colt McCoy's development. They passed on wide receiver Julio Jones to get Atlanta's No. 1 pick next year, choosing defensive lineman Phil Taylor instead.
The Raiders' first-round draft day adventures (Jamarcus Russell, Darius Heyward-Bey, Robert Gallery, Napoleon Kaufman, Todd Marinovich) have assisted in convincing them waiting on prospects is overrated. Davis, remember, made kicker Sebastian Janikowski a No. 1 pick.
Nothing is more important to the Browns than draft selections in the hands of GM Tom Heckert.
There are different ways to consistently contend, though I'd say as a rule if you make good use of your picks you don't start thinking of them as overrated.
AP photoHe's a star, but hasn't had a lot of hits lately. As tempting as it is for Browns fans to hit the accelerator on this latest rebuilding plan the way the Raiders are gunning for a division title, a quick fix won't stand the test of time against Baltimore and Pittsburgh.
The Raiders overpaid by a long shot in trading for Palmer. By doing so, they might have made the Bengals -- a supposed port in the storm for the Browns -- even more worrisome in the next few years than they already shown themselves to be early in this 2011 season.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
(The Baseball-Hollywood Edition)
Texas Rangers' Michael Young and Mel Gibson -- Mike P, Euclid
Eric Karros from MLB Network and actor Dean Winters, the Allstate Mayhem guy -- Larry Puskas
MCT photoHe has 2,061 career hits, yet isn't close to being the biggest star among the Rangers. HE SAID IT
"We haven't done a great job of complaining. That's what the NBA has done, they've done a great job of complaining." -- Dwyane Wade, complaining.
SPINOFFS
If Braylon Edwards said after a loss -- as Josh Cribbs did -- he felt "very insignificant" in the offense, people would call him selfish. Cribbs can get away with it in some quarters because he plays so hard and because he says he's willing to take on more special teams' grunt work.
But if Keyshawn Johnson didn't coin the phrase in a book title, what Cribbs would really be saying is, "Just Give Me The Damn Ball" ...
Bryant Gumbel on his HBO show Tuesday said NBA commissioner David Stern has always seemed "eager to be viewed as kind of a modern-day plantation overseer, treating NBA men as if they were his boys."
Oh no, he didn't? Yes, he did. Citing Stern's dress code edict from some years ago and the commissioner's heavy-handed dealing with NBA refs, Gumbel said Stern makes it perfectly clear "he's the one keeping hired hands in their place."
Gumbel allowed that "some will, of course, cringe" at his word choice. Some? You think?
Let's just say Hank Williams Jr. thinks that's out of line...
Stern says without a quick agreement, there will be no games on Christmas day. I can hear the players now: "No games on the biggest family holiday of the year? Anything but that. Where do we sign?"...
Red Sox starting pitchers admitted to drinking an occasional "rally beer" in the clubhouse late in games but over the past two days they adamantly denied ever drinking beer in the dugout. Check back tomorrow when they claim the beer helmets they modeled while batting in interleague games were empty and worn only to satisfy sponsor commitments...
St. Louis University head coach Rick Majerus complained to ESPN he was "LeBron-ed by the Cavaliers" who hired his top assistant, Alex Jensen, to coach the D-League Canton Charge. Yep. Who can't see that comparison? Same exact thing...
Welcome to the interactive segment of Spin: A British man was accused by his Thai opponent of hiding the letter "G" in his pants at the World Scrabble Championship. You take it from here...
Disgraced former Olympic star Marion Jones is representing the U.S. at diplomatic stops in Serbia and Croatia. Apparently Barry Bonds was unavailable...
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Mid-Week Edition)
"Bud:
"Losing managers and coaches sometimes say that they're proud of their teams because they 'left it all on the field.' What, exactly, is 'it?'" -- Bob K., Parma
It depends on the team. In the case of the Red Sox, for instance, it is a pint of Sam Adams Boston Lager.
"Bud:
"Every Sunday morning, since 1999, my alarm clock has awakened me with Sonny and Cher's 'I Got You Babe.' Any suggestions on how to make this stop?" -- Bob H., Medina
No. But now that you mention it, every Sunday between 1996-1999 mine played the country song, "I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here."
"Bud:
"There are lots of thousand-yard rushers, but is Pat Shurmur the only coach ever to have a thousand-yard stare?" -- Michael Sarro
Think of that stare as 5.5 yards per pass attempt and maybe it won't seem so distant.
"Bud:
"While at Ohio State, Brian Robiskie was quoted saying he wouldn't play for the team that fired his father. Is this what he meant?" -- Mike Kelly, Mentor
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
"Bud:
"Have you ever drank beer while writing Sports Spin? It may explain some things." -- Tom Hoffner, Broadview Heights
Repeat winners receiver a used Boston Red Sox huggie.
"Bud:
"After witnessing yet another awful performance Sunday, I did something really stupid. I hopped on my kid's tricycle, attained a high rate of speed, grazed the side of the garage and skidded several feet before landing in the neighbor's compost pile. I'm trying to recover from a broken spirit along with considerable 'loss rash.' How soon before Randy Lerner pays me for my suffering?" -- Jeff, Westlake
Repeat winners also receive the counseling they so deserve.