Steelers' linebacker James Harrison is following in the footsteps of Jack Lambert and the NFL is rightly taking notice, Bud Shaw writes in his Spin column.
Don Wright / Associated PressJames Harrison's determination to portray himself as a victim of an NFL gone soft would have more merit if the league hadn't repeatedly made its concerns about concussions and the long-term health of its players a priority this season, says Bud Shaw. CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Some people need protection from the enemy -- themselves.
Somebody please tell Steelers linebacker James Harrison we saw this movie before when it was called the Jack Lambert Story. At least it was fresh then. It's silly now.
Ex-Kent State linebacker. Becomes an NFL intimidator. Feels picked on by the refs and the league office because they're attempting to protect defenseless players. Mocks the NFL for trying to turn football into two-hand touch.
"I don't want to hurt nobody," Harrison said from Super Bowl Media Day. "I don't want to step on nobody's foot and hurt their toe, I don't want to have no dirt or none of this rubber on the field fly into their eye and make their eye hurt, I just want to tackle them softly on the ground and, if y'all can, lay a pillow down where I'm going to tackle them so they don't hit the ground too hard, Mr. Goodell."
Where have we heard this before? Oh, right. The toothless Lambert telling Howard Cosell on Monday Night Football after a late hit on Browns' quarterback Brian Sipe (for one), "Quarterbacks should wear dresses."
Lambert talked of changing his jersey number so refs couldn't target him. Harrison claimed to be so upset by such unfair treatment he was going to retire.
Yes, this is the Jack Lambert Story with better dentistry. There's another twist. Lambert didn't know what we know now.
We know a lot more about concussions than we did when he was taking aim on Sipe. Or, to be fair, when Turkey Jones planted Terry Bradshaw. That makes it even more inexcusable for Harrison to dismiss the league's policing of shots to the head. He acts as if it's more evidence of what Pennsylvania governor Ed Rendell called the "wussification of America." Rendell railed against postponing a NFL game because of a snowstorm. This isn't that. Concussions are debilitating.
Harrison is still bitter about getting fined $100,000 during the season for helmet-to-helmet hits and other cheap shots. His $75,000 fine for headhunting on a defenseless Mohammad Massaquoi was reduced to $50,000, but he still didn't get the message.
The league handed him a $20,000 fine for a shot on Saints' QB Drew Brees and $25,000 for another helmet-leading hit on Buffalo QB Ryan Fitzpatrick.
That's not a linebacker being tough. Based on the number of fines in 2010 and what he said at the Super Bowl, it's being a slow learner.
Another guuuuut feeling backfires.
Steelers' offensive coordinator Bruce Arians, who worked as Browns' OC under Butch Davis, was asked about the 2003 playoff game between the Steelers and the Browns.
"Our head coach lost the game," Arians told reporters in Dallas. "He called off the dogs on defense. You just don't let Tommy Maddox sit there and go against a prevent defense. He basically fired [defensive coordinator] Foge Fazio at halftime. Foge was blitzing. We had them beat. They knew we had them beat."
Wound, meet salt. Salt, meet wound.
SPINOFFS
Chris O'Meara / Associated PressIt's just coincidence that Johnny Damon and Manny Ramirez will be playing the 2011 season in close proximity to retirement centers and nursing homes. One other difference between Lambert's days and 2010: When Lambert went after Sipe in a 1983 game, the Browns went after Lambert. In a Sports Illustrated story, Pittsburgh coach Chuck Noll remembered one incident in particular. He called the Browns "criminal ... they kicked him where no young man should be kicked..."
Retaliation for cheap shots. What a concept.
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Chad Ochocinco was asked the difference between Bengals' quarterback Carson Palmer wanting a trade and Ochocinco's previous demand to be moved. "The difference is I would be scrutinized." Yes, it's funny how those guys who go on every talk show to demand a trade and change their name as a publicity gimmick aren't allowed to just quietly go about their business in the off-season...
HE SAID WHAT?
"We saw the light at the end of the tunnel." -- fired University of Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez.
Yes, Buckeyes' fans are breathing a sigh of relief now that a coaching change interrupted Michigan's improvement just when the Wolverines were returning to dominance.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Darryl Strawberry and Dino from the Flintstones. -- David Goldie, Solon.
Aaron Rodgers and actor Javier Bardem. -- Joan Kaluczky
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Mid-Week Edition)
"Bud:
"Any truth to the rumor that after his drubbing in the Australian Open, Andy Murray got an inspirational Tweet from Jay Cutler?" -- Jim, Shaker Heights.
No, Cutler is too busy trying to finish the Sudoku he started on the bench during the NFC Championship game.
"Bud:
"Manny Acta is optimistic about the upcoming season. Do you share in his optimism?" -- Bob
Yes. I, too, am optimistic there will be an upcoming season.
"Bud:
"LeBron may be on to something with his contraction idea. Any chance Toronto and Cleveland merge next year to form the Craptors?" -- Len H, Chicago.
I hesitated before deciding to use your entry. I guess I'm a sucker for high-brow humor.
"Bud:
"Is it too early to announce the 2010-11 pro and college coaches of the year? I nominate Brian Shaw and Tom Izzo -- for turning down the Cavs job." -- Carl T.
Good point. Remember when John Denver turned down the lead role in "An Officer and a Gentleman"? This wasn't anything like that.
"Bud:
"If Manny Acta can get the Indians off to a fast start, can the Tribe finish April with more wins than the Cavs?" -- Edward Aube
No. A lukewarm start will do.
"Bud:
"Regarding the question of when a major sports team in Cleveland will win a championship, is it true the Indians, Browns, and Cavaliers have made large donations to a secret genetics lab trying to produce pigs that fly?" -- Michael Bianchi, Put-in-Bay.
First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection. Repeat winners need to think about how they're spending their free time.