The sniping at Jay Cutler by his NFL peers looked like a casting call for the next Mean Girls movie, Bud Shaw writes in his Spin column.
Tracy Boulian / The Plain DealerJust a few days ago, it seemed that Jay Cutler's biggest worries came from blitzing linebackers and an inconsistent offensive line in Chicago. But now it seems it's open season with off-the-field verbal sacks of the Bears quarterback coming from throughout the NFL fraternity, says Bud Shaw. CLEVELAND, Ohio -- NFL players answer a casting call for the next edition of "Mean Girls" ...
In the right hands, social media is a great benefit to professional athletes. Twitter, for instance, allows athletes to misspell words and assault the rules of grammar while pretending they meant to do so.
"Cmon cutler, u have to come back," Arizona safety Kerry Rhodes tweeted during Sunday's Bears-Packers game. "This is the NFC championship if u didn't know."
In the wrong hands, social media's unfiltered nature allows players who always complained the media made uninformed assumptions about them to make their own uninformed assumptions about each other.
"All I'm saying is that he can finish the game on a hurt knee ... I played the whole season on one," tweeted Jacksonville Jaguars running back Maurice Jones-Drew, who missed his team's last two games because of injury.
Let's be fair. Ninety-nine percent of NFL players didn't join the attack on Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. Of the small percentage who did, there are no available stats on how many took into account that Cutler got sacked 53 times this season, has missed one game in five years and played the 2007 season (and lost 33 pounds) with undiagnosed diabetes.
I'm guessing that percentage was small, though.
Basically what we learned from this is not that Twitter is dangerous. What we learned is that Cutler isn't a popular guy among his peers. The band "Bowling For Soup" wrote the song, "High School Never Ends" and it was proven true in this case.
Maybe Donovan McNabb or Peyton Manning doesn't come off the field in the same situation. But if he does, bet big money that Deion Sanders isn't rushing to the pile to say -- as he said of Cutler – "in the playoffs u must drag me off the field."
Interestingly, a team of wild horses couldn't drag Sanders to the line of scrimmage for run support during his playing days. Running plays were his cue to pretend he was looking for his contact lens deep in pass coverage.
There is a lesson in the Cutler story for all players.
For ex-players: We know, we know, you were great. Crank up "Glory Days" on your headphones and keep quiet about it.
For players watching at home: YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME! Examine yourself.
David J. Phillip / Associated PressPsst ... Jay. You might try hanging out with your teammates if you're not able to take snaps on the field. For players who get hurt and can't go back in the game: Do your best to look the part. Use a crutch even if you're just using it as a crutch. Strap on an ice pack. As a rule, if you sit out you should look more beset by the rigors of the NFL than the punter does.
Instead, Cutler didn't use a crutch, didn't ice his knee, didn't even limp. The cameras kept finding him on the bench looking as if at any moment he might start working the Sunday Tribune crossword.
I don't think we learned anything about the toughness of Cutler Sunday. I think we found out something about his leadership as an injured player. It's lacking. He either fell down on the job in that category or he honestly did not know who Caleb Hanie was and quietly waited for someone to introduce him.
What we learned most of all is what a roughing-the-passer penalty looks and sounds like when the quarterback is so defenseless he's on the bench.
United they snipe, divided they snipe more?...
Not surprisingly, Bears GM Jerry Angelo came to Cutler's defense. Surprisingly, he took a shot at the player union's "solidarity."
That's apples and oranges. Sniping at one of their own doesn't suggest players will fracture and fall apart in difficult contract negotiations with ownership.
Having million dollar mortgages and non-guaranteed contracts does.
Then again, maybe Angelo has a point...
Linebacker Zack Follett of Detroit called Lions quarterback Matt Stafford "a china doll," citing Stafford's injury history.
Follett retreated from that remark the next day, saying, "I'm glad we have Matt Stafford instead of the Bears' quarterback because Stafford goes out there and plays with a separated shoulder and wins games."
Follett didn't back up and run over Stafford again. He kept driving and ran over Cutler, who had nothing to do with what he said about Stafford.
See, nobody can say Follett's a bad teammate, just that he has no conscience about backtracking over an innocent bystander.
HE SAID IT
AP photoSeparated a birth ... a dynamic Packers quarterback, and ... "I just think it's inappropriate. It's fair to criticize guys when they don't play well, but it's 100 percent unfair to criticize guys ... if a guy says he's hurt, you have to respect that." -- Charles Barkley, on NFL players' criticism of Cutler.
Even if they shoot free throws with their left hand after draining threes with their right?
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Former Browns punter Derrick Frost and Packers QB Aaron Rodgers. -- Bob M
TV weatherman Jason Nicolas and Florida head coach Urban Meyer. -- J.J.B., Parma
AP photoA former Browns punter, who kicked 85 times in 2004.
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded-by-Lukewarm-Demand Midweek Edition)
"Bud:
"You said the Browns' coordinator search was beginning to look like your high school dating record. Did the girls find you had a defensive approach or purely offensive?" -- Bob H, Medina
I never got close enough to ask. My status fluctuated between "inactive" and "practice squad."
"Bud:
"What is former Olympian Bruce Jenner doing for a living these days?" -- Tom Hoffner, Broadview Heights
Recovering from what appears to be plastic surgery two-a-days.
"Bud:
"We all know [LeBron James] quit in Game 5 vs. Boston. When exactly did this year's Cavs team quit?" -- Doug, Westlake
Since Dec. 2 there has been no quit in this team. Unfortunately, there's also been no start, either.
"Bud:
"Any truth to the rumor Mike Holmgren is buying a vineyard in California?" -- Joe S.
Holmgren hoped to corner the market on a wine bottle that doesn't pack much of a wallop but somebody already had the patent.
"Bud:
"Is it true that the Cavaliers' 2010-2011 highlight film will be sped up to triple speed and the background music will be 'The Benny Hill Show' theme?" -- Mike Klauss, Wickliffe
I'm afraid they would take great offense to that association. Not sure how the Cavs would feel.
"Bud:
"Was it intentional or a coincidence that an advertisement was placed, and fit perfectly, at the end of an article about the Cavaliers losing streak on page C3, Sunday that read: 'Depression? Fear? Anxiety? Call Recovery International, self-help mental health group.'" -- Amy, University Heights.
Good eye. First-time "You Said It" winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
"Bud:
"I thought the toughness remarks about Jay Cutler were a bit insensitive until I learned he hurried out of the locker room to have dinner with Mike Phipps, Robbie Alomar and LeBron." -- Jim, Shaker Heights
Repeat winners receive a MCL sprain.