LeBron James says he misses not being in Rio with Team USA. If he returns to the Olympics in 2020, he would do so at age 35 and his "Ultimate Warrior" T-shirt would be appropriate for the occasion.
CLEVELAND, Ohio -- LeBron James told Business Insider he wasn't trolling his NBA Finals opponent when he showed up wearing an "Ultimate Warrior" T-shirt following the Cavs' Game 7 win.
James says his wife gave him several wrestling T-shirts after asking him to name his favorite wrestlers growing up.
He said after getting sprayed with champagne in the celebration and throwing away one T-shirt, the "Ultimate Warrior" tee was the only one in his bag when the team came home.
"Nobody believes ... everybody thinks it was set up that way," James said.
He's right. For as calculated as he is about everything, nobody believes him.
* James says he hasn't retired from the Olympics.
"Every time I watch 'em I wish I was out there," James said in an interview with ESPN's Rachel Nichols. "I did not retire from Team USA. I just did not play this summer. So I still left the door open."
He would be 35 during the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo. There's no question Team USA would take him at any age.
The only question is his NBA status by then. Will he be player/coach or player/owner?
* Former WWE wrestler CM Punk, who will debut at UFC 203 when Stipe Miocic defends his heavyweight championship in Cleveland Sept. 10, had this to say about the wrestlers who got into a Twitter exchange with UFC's Conor McGregor.
McGregor had called "new age" wrestlers "absolute dweebs." You can imagine the response.
"It's embarrassing fighting with anyone on Twitter," Punk said. "You can fight with the idiots on Twitter but from the outsiders perspective somebody looking at that can't tell the difference between who the idiot is so don't respond."
Pretty much covers it.
* Derrick Rose thought he had to say it because it seemed so obvious to him. The Knicks are a super team.
"With these teams right now, they're saying us and Golden State are the super teams, and they're trying not to build that many super teams, and (Commissioner) Adam Silver came out with the statement and this and that," Rose said during a recent interview with NBA.com.
"And the expectations I think of us, we just want to win. Talking to (Carmelo Anthony) and all the guys who've been around. You've got Brandon (Jennings) who just signed for one year, he's got to show why he's there. I've got to show why I'm there. Joakim (Noah) has to show why he's there. Everybody's trying to prove themselves."
Everybody is trying to prove themselves? Now that's the definition of a super team.
* Rose didn't back off the comment in a recent interview. He just managed to make it sound even more crazy.
"Like I said, with that super team term, you have to be very careful, I guess, if you're in the United States," Rose said during a promotional tour in South Korea.
"But I feel like if you're in any team in the NBA -- it don't have to be the NBA, it could be the college level, high school level -- you should believe in yourself and have the confidence in yourself that you're playing on a super team anywhere. So I have a lot of confidence, and I'm not taking that back."
That could not be any less clear if he'd said it in Korean.
* It doesn't get much better than the Twitter pic of Tyler Naquin leading Usain Bolt on the final leg of the 4x100 Olympic relay.
Unless he were running with Jose Ramirez on his shoulders.
* James Harrison is clearly going into his interview with the league with an open mind.
"If it leads to the hands of that crook - I mean Roger Goodell - he can do whatever he wants," Harrison said.
In a 2011 Men's Journal interview, Harrison called Goodell a "dictator" and a "puppet." That was a little confusing. Can you be a dictator and still have someone else pulling your strings?
Good to see he's cleared things up.
* Charles Barkley is critical of (fill in the blank).
If you guessed the construction of the Team USA basketball roster in Rio, you win today's prize.
Check back tomorrow to see what Barkley identifies something else as ridiculous as his golf swing.
* DeAndre Jordan says winning Olympic gold trumps winning a NBA title.
"I may get in trouble for saying that, but I believe that," Jordan told ESPN. "I feel like this is more special. You're not just playing teams in the U.S.
"You're playing teams from all over the world. And this is even more special because there's an NBA champion crowned every year, but this is every four years.
"You've got to really think about that, man, because it's extremely special."
Spoken like a man who hasn't won a NBA title and suspects he might never.
* Yes, you're playing teams from all over the world.
With a roster so stacked that it makes many of them look like jayvee squads.
* Britney Griner, center for the U.S. team, says she could beat Sacramento Kings center DeMarcus Cousins one-on-one.
"I'm glad she's that confident in her abilities, but she's also a little delusional" Cousins told ESPN.
Here's what we know. Had the Kings drafted Griner instead of Greek big man Georgios Papagiannis or Kentucky forward Skal Labissiere, Cousins could not have been any more mystified.
* Ryan Lochte may have cost himself some endorsements after the incident at a gas station in Rio following a night of partying.
Especially if a truth serum company considered him as a spokesman.
* The dead giveaway that Lochte's story didn't quite add up came when he described his reaction to having a gun put against his head and the trigger cocked.
"Whatever," he said.
If you don't swallow hard in that situation, you're Cool Hand Luke.
* Brazilian authorities didn't much care for Lochte's version of being held up at gunpoint by fake cops. The city is fighting for its good name during an Olympics when several issues, crime chief among them, have made headlines.
So you can see why they'd be upset and want retribution for a bogus story of a sidewalk robbery.
In other news, The Guardian reported a British athlete was held up at gunpoint on his return to the Olympic village Thursday.
* The NFL reduced Steelers running back Le'Veon Bell's suspension from four games to three. Missed drug tests are considered positive drug tests. Bell had claimed he lost his cell phone and didn't receive notification.
After missing games due to suspension in consecutive seasons, he might want to wait on making the argument that's he's worth $15 million a year. Bell originally made reference to that in a rap song. He then backed away from that number, saying, "I'm not a real greedy guy."
Or a real dependable guy.
* All the times I've been anxious to reach the end of this column, I never considered diving across the finish line.
Thank you
Shaunae Miller.