Cleveland Browns head coach Hue Jackson says you can trust him to solve the Browns' quarterback issue. Browns fans are short on trust after so much failure, but what other choice is there?
CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Nothing has happened yet to suggest the Browns' approach to turning things around deserves mountains of criticism.
It's the beauty of April, at least that part of April that precedes the NFL draft. They haven't squandered a single draft choice yet. The trade-down with Philadelphia will deliver more picks for the next two years.
While Sashi Brown admitted passing up a potential franchise quarterback is a risk, head coach Hue Jackson made it sound as if the majority of quarterbacks are pieces of clay waiting for the right hands to mold them into NFL winners.
The truth is somewhere in between.
"Everybody keeps using that term very loosely about franchise quarterbacks,'' he said. "What are franchise quarterbacks? There's not Peyton Manning and Tom Brady walking around all the time.
"Every quarterback has to be coached and put in an environment so that he can be successful and be good. That's when guys start becoming franchise quarterbacks.''
We'll never know if the Browns would've passed on Andrew Luck if he were near the top of this draft. Hopefully, that answer is no. We just know they passed on Jared Goff and Carson Wentz.
"We'll get this right," Jackson said. "I promise you."
Which is either comforting, or a small step away from other famous words in Browns history.
Like, "Don't come to me for playoff tickets."
* I'll say this: the trade looks less logical from the Eagles' end than it does the Browns.
The only thing that could make it look crazier in Philly is if they announce they've also signed Donovan McNabb and Ron Jaworski to two-year contracts.
* Jon Gruden is on record saying he thinks the Eagles have too many quarterbacks. Calling head coach Doug Pederson a "quarterback friendly" coach, Gruden says he thinks Philly has "too many quarterbacks to be friendly with."
He meant on the practice field, where reps will be divided among 28-year-old Sam Bradford, Chase Daniel and the No. 2 overall pick in the draft.
They're even friendlier to quarterbacks on the payroll. Bradford will make $18 million, Daniel $7 million. The signing bonus if the Eagles take either Goff or Wentz will be $16 million.
Is Jackson's QB expertise reason to feel better about Browns?
One thing not so friendly in Philly? The fan base trying to figure out what the Eagles are doing. Then again, the Eagles couldn't possibly know all this would fall into place when they signed Bradford and Daniel to those contracts.
In... March?
Look at the bright side, Eagles Fan. Your team almost can't help but have more vision and foresight in its game-planning.
* Robert Griffin III spoke to the media Thursday and referred to the "no pressure, no diamonds" slogan he trotted out in his previous media availability as his "mic drop."
I know the Browns say RG3 is just one of the four quarterbacks on the roster, but something tells me they're still hoping for better walk-off moments than that.
* Here's the No. 1 rule of Mic Drop. It loses something when you're the one who feels the need to point out you just did it.
No. 2 rule: it shouldn't be something you tried to copyright three years earlier but never took hold.
* Heard on Cleveland sports talk radio about the Browns' QB possibilities later in the draft:
"Sports Illustrated said (Penn State's) Christian Hackenberg could be the next Tom Brady."
And, you know, Cleveland fans can always take comfort in a SI prediction.
* Stanley Johnson, the Pistons' 19-year-old forward, said between games here against the Cavs that he thought his strength and quickness could cause some issues for LeBron James defensively.
James seemed to delight in banging Johnson down low on one possession in particular before hitting a turnaround baseline jumper.
After Game 2, Johnson said, he was "definitely in (James") head."
Don't laugh. He may just have a different definition. We think he means he's disrupting James' game.
He may only mean that James remembers Johnson's name now without a program.
* Pistons head coach Stan Van Gundy took Johnson aside and talked to him about his comments. Van Gundy wasn't hypercritical. He just wanted him to know it could be counter-productive to the great effort needed for the Pistons to make the Cavs uncomfortable in this series.
You could say they had a Stan-to-Stan talk.
And now I'm sure you wish I hadn't.
* Colts punter Pat McAfee, a free spirit, made a 4/20 reference on social media earlier this week. The next day he received a drug testing notice from the league.
Coincidentally I'm sure.
* McAfee, one of the most popular Colts players, was famously suspended by the team for one game back in 2010 for his actions during a bye week. He was arrested for public intoxication after a pre-dawn swim in the canal in the Broad Ripple section of Indianapolis.
When police asked him if he'd been swimming in the canal, he said he wasn't sure.
Police: "Why are you wet."
McAfee: "It was raining."
Police: "Where's your shirt?"
McAfee: "In the water."
Police: "How much did you have to drink?"
McAfee: "A lot, 'cause I'm drunk."
* Wikipedia describes 4/20 as a code term that associates one with the cannabis culture.
And now this is the point in the column where You Said It contributors pretend, along with me, that they had no idea.
* Pete Rose has postponed a personal appearance connected with his Saturday induction into the Bobblehead Hall of Fame in Milwaukee. Rose cited "unforeseeable personal matters that just arose" as the reason for the late change in his schedule.
And by that he means he just realized it's the Bobblehead Hall of Fame.
* Houston Rockets president Tad Brown didn't take kindly to Charles Barkley's comments about his team in Game 3 against the Warriors.
Barkley predicted the Rockets would lose and referred to their "fake hustle." Brown Tweeted that Barkley would know because "his entire Rockets career was fake hustle."
Barkley was mostly aging and injured by the time he played for the Rockets. But he did have 33 rebounds in his first game for Houston and averaged 13.5 rebounds his first season.
If he could do that without hustling, that's quite the trick.
* The Rockets did lose a 17-point lead at home before winning 97-96 on a James Harden jumper with 2.7 seconds left. They beat a Warriors team playing without Steph Curry, who missed his second straight game after spraining his ankle in a Game 1 blowout.
Barkley was wrong about the outcome. But not about much else.
* Texans All-Pro J.J. Watt defended his use of social media after a ESPN radio host called him a "phony." Watt's offense? He posted pictures of a late-night workout on the night Kobe Bryant finished his career.
Watt says he isn't fake and that he shares his activities on Instagram to keep a connection with fans who follow him.
In the meantime, it's good to know sports radio hosts and sportswriters have never been phony in faking outrage over something so important as a Snapchat post from a player's workout.
* Aqib Talib says the Denver Broncos don't get enough respect despite winning the Super Bowl. I beg to differ. They get exactly as much respect as other good NFL teams deserve.
In April.
* If you didn't notice and I'm sure you didn't, that was my mic drop.