Cavs' owner Dan Gilbert is known for his passion and energy. Those are two qualities lacking in his team. Firing Chris Grant two weeks before the trade deadline doesn't change that.
CLEVELAND, Ohio – Chris Grant turned Mo Williams into Baron Davis into Kyrie Irving, with a little bow-tie karma from Nick Gilbert.
He signed Andrew Bynum and turned him into Luol Deng – perhaps to Deng’s dismay but smart work nevertheless.
That’s the GM you want to fire two weeks before the trading deadline? Really? When some of the best work Grant did came via trades?
Not much of what Dan Gilbert said or did Thursday made sense. Gilbert is a smart guy. So when he defends keeping Mike Brown by saying he believes Brown has talent to work with and will succeed with that talent, you scratch your head since Grant procured the players Gilbert trusts are good enough to turn it around.
Makes you wonder if the unconscionable loss to the Lakers didn’t bring about a showdown where Grant and Gilbert disagreed on whether the Cavs should be sellers or buyers at the All-Star break. Especially when Gilbert's answer to the question of buyer or seller was so vague Thursday.
That at least would explain why Gilbert found it feasible to blow out an executive who no doubt had spent a season exploring trade possibilities. Now what? Gilbert makes the trade deadline deals himself, off the leg work of interim GM David Griffin?
You may remember a hollow grand gesture or two from Gilbert’s past. But firing Grant in midseason is the grandest, hollowest one of all.
The argument that Gilbert had to do something needs exploring. He has done something previously to send the message that he is on the job, won’t settle for underachievement and will spend and do whatever necessary to turn this franchise into a winner.
The letter to fans after LeBron James departed was something he did. It won him the trust and loyalty of his fan base. That fan base has stuck with the Cavs through three years of wandering in the desert. They’ve kept coming to games. They’ve kept watching.
What they’ve seen mostly this season is a young team that doesn’t seem much interested in listening to the defense-centric sermons of head coach Brown. What they’ve seen is a team that doesn’t know how to compete, or, worse, isn’t interested in competing.
Gilbert had a chance to address the problem by walking into his own locker room, with Grant and Brown at his side and reading his players the riot act the way he read it to the departing James, the way he read it to commissioner David Stern when the proposed trade of Chris Paul to the Lakers was in the news.
Gilbert can use his passion effectively. It’s won him more forgiveness than almost any owner has enjoyed in this town. The fact that Gilbert chose instead to fire his GM in midseason was a surprise. As an owner, he hasn't been your basic pound-of-flesh executioner.
Firing Brown the first time seemed angled toward keeping James in town. Hiring Brown back was Gilbert admitting to a mistake. Does anyone doubt after all the ugly words aimed at James that Gilbert wouldn’t take him back? He’s a business man first and foremost.
How does firing his GM in midseason qualify as a good business move? What's the strategy? Is anyone naïve enough to think that the Cavs' lack of heart is Grant's fault?
As a customer, do you suddenly feel good about the franchise with Grant out of the way?
Look, if Gilbert has decided he can’t trust Grant with another high pick in next year’s draft, that’s one thing. But that’s next season. This is two weeks before the trade deadline. And when you stand up there firing your GM while extolling the talents of the roster he built, you make yourself look as delusional as you’ve ever come across.
And without guaranteeing a Cavs title before James wins his third, that’s not easy to do.
“We’re going to see Mike Brown succeed this year,” Gilbert said Thursday. “I think he will be able to do good things in the next 30 games or so. I think this team is going to be able to do good things. They’re going to look at each other, look in the mirror, and they’re going to rally. We’re going to do everything we can to give them the air cover they need.”
I’m not surprised Gilbert didn’t fire Brown. How embarrassing it would be to fire him for the second time, 50 games into a $20 million contract. He may even believe firing Brown would give the players an out, since Brown is demanding defensive effort on a nightly basis (but not coming close to getting it, of course).
Gilbert talked of a “cultural and environmental” change. Firing Grant in midseason and promoting his assistant is more like re-arranging the same furniture and calling it a fresh look.
SPINOFFS
• One more word on Gilbert protesting the proposed trade of Paul to the L.A. Lakers in a letter to the commissioner back in 2011.
“I just don’t see how we can allow this trade to happen,” he wrote “I know the vast majority of owners feel the same way that I do. When will we just change the name of 25 of the 30 teams to the Washington Generals?”
Today he'd have to understand if the question people are asking is when will the other 24 teams join him.
• Colts head coach Chuck Pagano announced the hiring of former Browns head coach Rob Chudzinski as a special assistant. Pagano and Chudzinski go back to their days together at the University of Miami.
“He brings a wealth of knowledge and will be a tremendous help to our entire team moving forward,” Pagano said.
Chances of Pagano’s words ringing true are at least better than when he described Trent Richardson as a “rolling ball of butcher knives” following the September trade.
Sorry, I know I’ve mentioned that before, but it never gets old.
• Vinnie Pestano lost his arbitration case with the Indians and will make just $975,000 this season -- a raise of nearly half a million.
He was seeking $1.4 million but now will have to scrape by like the rest of us.
• The NBA fined Joakim Noah just $15,000 for a tirade in which he took care to drop the F-bomb individually on three referees before leaving the court.
At a mere $5,000 per expletive for a player making $11 million this season, new NBA commissioner Dean Wormer has sent a message that triple secret probation could be next.
• Adam Silver replaced Stern about a week ago. As Yahoo points out, Stern once fined Rasheed Wallace $30,000 simply for calling Hedo Turkoglu a “flopper.”
And he had truth as a defense.
• Clint Eastwood might’ve saved the life of AT&T tournament director Steve John by performing the Heimlich at a volunteer party this past week.
“I looked in his eyes and saw that look of panic people have when they see their life passing before their eyes,” Eastwood told the Carmel Pine Cone.
Before applying the maneuver, Eastwood did not, as you might suspect, look at John and say, “You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?’
• Eastwood is 83. John said, “I can’t believe I’m 202 pounds and he threw me up in the air three times.”
Eastwood is a man’s man. But my dream is a little different than most guys I know. If I can’t be Clint Eastwood for a day, I’d at least like to work at a place called the Carmel Pine Cone.
• Wade Phillips, who interviewed for the Houston head coaching job given to Bill O’Brien, said he told ownership the Texans should pick quarterback Johnny Manziel with the first pick in the May draft.
“That’s what I told them and I’m sitting here now without a job,” Phillips said.
Obviously, Phillips was kidding. Manziel won’t cost anybody his job until after he’s overdrafted.
• A Tongan luger, Fuahea Semi, changed his name to that of an underwear company, Bruno Banani.
I’d like to apologize for making fun of Donte Whitner’s plan to change his last name to “Hitner.” But I’d caution him to make sure the clerk of courts is paying attention and doesn't type the “n” as an “l.”
• Former Miami Dolphins lineman Richie Incognito Tweeted that Jonathan Martin’s agent, Kenny Zuckerman, is not very “trustworthy.”
Incognito, whose agent released a series of text messages between the two players – many of them raunchy -- quickly deleted it.
When such a high percentage of the correspondence between Incognito and Martin is unprintable references to sex and booze, is “trustworthy” the message you want out there for public consumption?
• Knicks head coach Mike Woodson reportedly expects to be fired at the All-Star break. He is quoted saying the Knicks season is “kind of a disaster.”
Or what the Cavs would call, “a turnaround.”
• Raise your hand if you had a nightmare Thursday involving Bob Costas’ pink eye.
• The first NFL mock draft after the scouting combine in Indianapolis is my second favorite waste of time -- behind the mock draft before the scouting combine.
• Seattle Seahawks linebacker K.J. Wright said in a radio interview that his team would beat the Broncos 90 out of 100 times.
And Richard Sherman’s the cocky one?
• Russian snowboarder Alexey Sobolev, who printed his phone number on his helmet, had so many women send him naked pictures that his phone crashed.
That’s why “You Said It” contributors are careful not to share their cell phone numbers.
The two or three who can afford cell phones.
• Olympic question: Can it really be considered a “spoiler alert” for those watching the Games on tape delay if the results a certain media outlet are about to share are from the Olympic skiathlon?
YOU SAID IT(The Expanded Sunday Edition)
Bud:
Is it true spectators in Sochi are required to throw crushed beer cans on the ice rather than flowers after a male Russian figure skating performance? -- Jim Lefkowitz, Pepper Pike
Yes. All except Vladimir Putin, who likes to throw his shirt.
Bud: Has Dan Gilbert's casino posted odds on the chances that when the Cavs rehire GM Chris Grant in three years, he will turn around and rehire Mike Brown for the third time? -- Rey, Avon
No. Vegas has, though. And the posted odds are the same as Joe Banner doing a night at Hilarities.
Bud: The Indians have had two movies made about them, Major League I & II, and now the Browns have two movies -- The Fortune Cookie and Draft Day. With the firing of Chris Grant, and with Cleveland becoming a hotbed for filmmakers, will a studio make a movie about the Cavs and what will they call it? From Here to Eternity? The Good, The Bad and the Ugly? – Gary, Willoughby Hills
It’ll be a sequel to “Backdraft” about playoff hopes going up in a five-alarm and they will call it “Overdraft.”
Hey Bud: Since the Browns missed out, when Mike Brown is fired after one year, any chance we can hire Dan Quinn to coach the Cavs defense? -- Wayne
The players would never stand for a coach who requires them to put a body on somebody.
Bud: How about a new reality show 'The ex-coaches of Cleveland?” – Good Rick
I like it. But let’s call it “Desperate House Husbands.”
Bud: Is it true the ushers at the Q will be collecting the bobble heads at halftime of Sunday’s game because Mike Brown doesn’t believe Tyler Zeller should be seen in the second half of games? -- Chris M, Lakewood
First-time “You Said It” winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection.
Bud: Did Dan Gilbert guarantee that the Cavaliers would win a championship before Chris Grant? -- Dan Loy, Cleveland
Repeat winners get a pink slip.
Hey Bud: Is Snowflake Operator #5 off to the Gulag? -- Pat
Some repeat winners get a one-way trip to Siberia