The Browns have been dealt some tough challenges at the quarterback position this year, but they've also created some of their own.
CLEVELAND, Ohio – The Browns lost Brian Hoyer on the night of October 3. One knee surgery, a concussion and 54 days later, they signed another quarterback.
Of that quarterback, Alex Tanney, head coach Rob Chudzinski said this Monday: “If Alex is the guy we’ll have him ready with a package that will make him successful.”
Well, OK, but they couldn’t even do that for Brandon Weeden coming out of training camp. But what else would you expect the head coach to say, right?
Chudzinski gave that optimistic spin on Trick Shot Tanney 24 hours before signing Caleb Hanie and a week after the Browns chose Tanney over Hanie despite Tanney never playing a snap in the NFL.
Now Hanie could possibly start ahead of Tanney if Jason Campbell and Weeden are unable to recover from concussions in time? Chud is not ruling anything out. And, really, when you look at all the moving parts and the task of beating Bill Belichick and Tom Brady Sunday, how could you rule out anything short of Tim Tebow being signed late Saturday night and getting the starting nod?
You get why the Browns haven’t taken the Tebow bait. They would have to change the offense to give him any chance of succeeding. And the interest and/or obsession with Tebow could bring the circus to town.
But instead of the circus, the Browns risk becoming a Comedy Club punchline for yet another season.
If you haven’t noticed, they aren’t changing much to fit specific circumstances or, necessarily, to enhance their chances of winning games at this point. They traded their No. 1 running back after losing Dion Lewis in training camp. It wasn’t a move made to make room for a more dynamic talent, unless the last film you saw on Willis McGahee was from years gone by.
They aren’t the first organization to play to win between 1-4 Sundays, but plan for the future the rest of the time. What makes this situation troublesome is we christened another regime and coaching staff “quarterback experts” and have seen so little evidence to support it. We did it with Pat Shurmur and Brad Childress (and Mike Holmgren).
We trusted Norv Turner could mold Weeden into something Shurmur couldn’t. We can only say now Weeden was better under Shurmur. Hoyer, Mike Lombardi’s idea, is the lone saving grace. And this is the group that will supposedly go hunting quarterbacks in the 2014 draft. How much pull can the coaching staff have after this season?
Hoyer’s work in the last exhibition game seemed to surprise Chudzinski and Turner as much as the rest of us. The difference: we’re not getting paid to know.
First Hoyer, then Campbell proved better than Weeden in running a team and managing a game. And not by a little. Sunday, with all that as context and after Weeden threw one interception just before halftime, Weeden might as well have been Peyton Manning given the license Chudzinski gave him to keep flinging it.
Another interception. A strip sack fumble. Jacksonville went from trailing 14-7 to leading 20-14.
Chudzinski said it was in keeping with the “philosophical” approach to be aggressive and expect good things to happen. I guess that’s what they were doing in not bringing in a third quarterback after the Hoyer injury and getting him acclimated.
So now we have Campbell, who could be done for the year after the next hard tackle -- if not before. And Weeden, whose career here is likely over.
And Hanie and Tanney cramming for a matchup with Brady. One of them will get the start Sunday.
Don’t expect good things to happen.
SPINOFFS
• Two Reliant Stadium security guards were fired for getting their pictures taken with New England quarterback Tom Brady after the Patriots' 34-31 win over the Houston Texans Sunday.
Let that be a lesson, Gillette Stadium security guards, if you cross paths with Caleb Hanie and Alex Tanney Sunday.
• Despite Geno Smith’s production in the last five games – no TDs, eight interceptions – Jets head coach Rex Ryan says Smith is still his starter and that he still believes in him.
So, Browns Fan, you were wrong. Admit it. There is a chance of one more win on the schedule.
• This column comments on the news of the day. It doesn’t often make the news. But “Spin” is offering $1,000 to Alex Tanney if he can complete a pass into Bill Belichick’s open hood at any time Sunday.
• Delta cancelled a Gainesville-to-Atlanta flight so the plane could be used to transport the Florida Gators men’s basketball team on its trip to play at UConn after the team charter experienced mechanical problems.
Because they are “student-athletes” and their education is paramount, Delta must've considered it important for them to learn the meaning of “entitlement.”
• Pregame.com lists Florida State as a 9.5 favorite over Ohio State should they meet for the national championship.
Just don’t ask Marcus Hall what he thinks of that.
• The Big Ten decided to take no further action against those players involved in Saturday’s brawl between Michigan and Ohio State. Or against Hall, who made a middle-finger gesture to the Michigan crowd with both hands upon leaving the field.
The conference decided to simply publicly reprimand Hall for his actions and OSU for a “failure to escort.”
I get it. I mean what could the Big Ten possibly do to Hall that would trump the shame of walking around Columbus for the rest of his days being identified as the guy who flipped off Michigan?
It’s the definition of tough love: Never having to pay for a beer in the state of Ohio for the rest of your life.
• I’m sure the conference took that non-action expecting Urban Meyer to suspend Hall, based on Urb’s long history of putting discipline ahead of winning.
• Dozed off, woke up and thought I head somebody delivering a dissertation on physics. Turns out it was only referee Ed Hoculi explaining a penalty in Monday Night’s game between Seattle and New Orleans.
• Scott Kazmir signed a two-year deal with Oakland for $22 million, a season after pitching for the Sugarland Skeeters.
The Indians offered just one year. I wouldn’t have offered Kazmir two years either. The needle on his gas tank more often than not looked like it belonged in my buddy’s old VW in college.
• Cremated remains were found on the field after the Auburn-Alabama game. No connection to the dead men walking on Alabama's missed field goal "coverage" team.
• Yankees’ second baseman Robinson Cano denies he’s looking for a $300 million deal, saying it’s more in the $250-260 million raise.
You know, reasonable.
• This is the interactive segment of “Spin.”
San Francisco tight end Vernon Davis is accusing Rams’ safety T.J. McDonald of grabbing him by the genitals during a tackle Sunday. The best punch lines will not be printed.
While we’re in the interactive mode, I believe Angry Browns’ Fan (as if there's any other kind) is accepting your lyrics for other Christmas songs. Here’s his:
• You can never be too vigilant about communism cropping up in the most unlikely places, right?
Auburn AD Jay Jacobs told me it would be un-American for a one-loss SEC team to not be in the BCS title game in favor of an undefeated OSU
— Hannah Storm (@HannahStormESPN) December 1, 2013
Apparently because Auburn’s wins over Alabama and Georgia were so convincing.
• Houston Texans’ defensive lineman Antonio Smith says he is “suspicious” of the Patriots' ability to anticipate and react to specific defensive calls Houston put in to slow down Tom Brady’s offense. New England beat Texas, 34-31, Sunday.
Because that insinuation brings “Spygate” to mind, Smith was careful not to cavalierly raise such an accusation without evidence.
Wait. Sorry. There is no evidence.
• In the meantime, Smith isn’t saying what tricks were employed in running up big offensive numbers by San Francisco (34-3 over Houston), the Rams (38-13), Baltimore (30-9), Arizona (27-24) or the Raiders (28-23).
• Steelers safety Ryan Clark says Pittsburgh head coach Mike Tomlin did not intentionally try to obstruct Baltimore’s Jacoby Jones during last Thursday’s game. The league is investigating the incident.
“He was as surprised as anybody that (the play) was right there,” said Clark.
Yes. You can’t expect a head coach standing on the sidelines at least 16 times a year for seven years to know where the sideline ends and the field begins.
HE SAID IT
“I’m a great player. I know that.” – Dolphins’ receiver Mike Wallace after a seven-catch, 82-yard game.
Or what Josh Gordon calls the first quarter these days.
YOU SAID IT
(The Expanded Midweek Edition)
Hey Bud:
What would Josh Cribbs be saying about the Browns if he was still here? – Doug, Westlake
Not sure. But certainly nothing self-serving.
Bud:
In the annals of "What's the Point?", how does the Browns' return to Brandon Weedon compare with Return to Gilligan's Island and the Devo reunion? – Wayne Kuznar
Li'l Buddy had the same chance of hooking up with Ginger and Maryanne as the Browns have winning a game.
Dear Bud:
Do you think the Browns signed a "trick-shot" quarterback to complement the "magician" quarterback who makes fans disappear? – Warren F
I don’t know the motivation. I just know the re-sale value of tickets to the Chicago game has been sawed in half.
Hey Bud:
Have you ever been held out of writing a Sports Spin column due to concussion-like symptoms? -- Dan, Bay Village
Obviously, if you’ve read this far, you know I’m not a deep enough thinker to suffer anything but superficial head injuries.
Bud:
What happens to “You Said It” when Cleveland sports stops being funny and is just plain sad? – Frank Bruno, Westlake
No change. I believe we’re already laughing to keep from crying.
Hey Bud:
Miami's Richie Incognito has been suspended for the rest of the season with full pay. Isn't that called a vacation in the real world? -- Mel
Yes, but you’re forgetting the shame in being supported by his teammates.
Bud:
There has been a failure to print 6 of the last 7 messages I've sent to you. We won't stand for this. We are going to get this fixed. It's unacceptable. – Gary, Wickliffe
I like your chances of turning it around better than Chud’s right now.
Bud:
Based upon recent play, will the Browns' new scoreboard feature the "diff"? – Jim Lefkowitz, Pepper Pike
First-time “You Said It” winners receive a T-shirt from the Mental Floss collection. Repeat winners come up short.
Bud:
Would the NFL consider 10 Browns on the field and a garbage can in the end zone now that we have Trick Shot Tanney? – Michael Sarro
Repeat winners' attempts at a second T-shirt is considered garbage time.